'Rainbow feather duster', a new Doctor Who fanfic by Rosie Collison. (YAY, I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD ON HERE!)
A/N: Just an assortment of oneshots featuring the 11th Doctor and my fursona Ponella Clourbis/Ferris. Please enjoy, the title of this fanfic is also the title of a chapter, most of these chapters will have some sort of personal significance towards my life… for instance, Noel Edmonds the teddy bear is really actually a real teddy bear owned by my mum, and I absolutely love Roald Dahl books:
"I'm absolutely confuddled about all this!" Ponella said "You mean to say that they planted this device – this weird tracking device – in MY FAMILY'S TEDDY BEAR! Well, we've had Noel since my mum got him for herself when I was little, am I supposed to expect that Wri will forget the damn thing, given time?"
"Well, I was hoping that we might at least be able to get the tracking device out of it before…"
"You mean to tell me, that if we don't get it back, NOEL EDMONDS THE FUCKING TEDDY IS GOING TO EXPLODE ON MY LITTLE BETA ANDROID!"
"Well, I wouldn't have put it as bluntly as that… but yes, WRIT-R and anyone else within a two mile radius of the teddy will be fried." The Doctor said calmly.
"I may have been backing you ever since you regenerated to look like… such a floppy-haired nut job …but you are the Willy Wonka of time travel; You're so full of surprises, and when we've found all those ones there's even more around the corner. Please, just save my little beta son. Or you'll be completely sizzled like Noel when I'm finished with you."