Another parody! But this time, it's of a fun story… So what's the most logical thing to do? Make it even funnier? Nah… Let's make it a dark plot. And that's what you'll get. A dark Truth or Dare story, with a plot! And OC accepting! Whoot! … Okay, I'm bad at keeping character in character… But that's why I created this story. In the purpose of training that.
It's going to be a failure… I know it already… But let's read and write anyway… Be sure to check the rules after this chapter…
Disclaimer: Everything is owned by their respective owners, okay?
It was a peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Of course, when a story starts this way, that'll change soon. But let's not go ahead of things, shall we? The sun shone in the blue sky, a few white clouds coloring it. As autumn came, the leaves became brown. They should have used some sun block, a little child told her parents. The parents smiled at this childish comment, watching as the wind blown across the lands.
Toad town was peaceful as well. The toads walked from their homes to work, from their homes to shops, from their homes to a LASER GUN FIGHT! WHOOT!
BOSS: RANDOM LASER TOAD.
BOSS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
… Err… Sorry… I let myself go… Anyway, as teenager toads were crowding the laser gun fight, princess Peach looked. After the small troubles toad town had due its local teenagers, she knew that this was a perfect solution to the problem. Some modern stuff, that's what teenagers wanted. She was there to open the place, but that event was already done. A fight would be soon hold, and she wanted to see if this project was worth the money. If it was a success, more teenager stuff would follow.
"Honestly, I do not see why the youth finds such entertainment in battles. In my days, I read entire books if I had nothing to do." Toadsworth complained, sighing as even more teenagers came.
"Times change, Toadsworth…" Peach giggled, finding it herself quite attracting to join… But a princess had other things to attend to, so Toadsworth would say. If he didn't freak out over all the possible dangers that weren't actually possible. Maybe she could sneak in…
"They do, but that doesn't mean I understand…" Toadsworth interrupted her thoughts, patiently waiting till the first battle would start. That is, he looked patiently, but deep inside he was very impatiently waiting, wanting to do nothing else but to go back to the castle. The sooner they were back, the less chance Bowser would show up and kidnap her again.
"Hey princess Peach!" A teenager Toad girl called over, walking towards her… And getting prompt Toadsworth's wand on her head.
"Formalities, young lady. Is that how you walk up to a princess?" Toadsworth said, the girl rubbing over her white with pink spots cap. Her cap was tied up in one big ponytail.
"Sorry…" The girl apologized, before saying what she wanted to say. "Anyway, princess Peach, you should totally join the fight! It'll be awesome!" Peach looked pleadingly over to Toadsworth, but he shook his head disapproving. Just as he was about to respond, the girl spoke instead.
"Oh come on! It won't be too dangerous, and Bowser can hardly invade the building, if that's what you're afraid off!" Tough the words made Toadsworth consider (they were stuck there till the first fight was over), he swung his wand on her head again.
"Formalities." Toadsworth merely said as the girl started rubbing again. "As for the laser fight… Maybe you should join anyway, princess." Sigh… she knew… Wait, what did he say? Peach looked over in surprise to him, which he mentioned. "While my understanding of teenagers might be low, I've heard that it is smart to do the same things as they do, so they know you respect them." Both the toad girl as Peach knew that Toadsworth's main reason was that Peach couldn't get kidnapped easily in that building. But who cares about that?
"Awesome! I'll guide you to the box office!" And before Peach even realized what was happening, the girl took Peach's hand and walked in a quite fast speed to the office. Peach, in her long and usual pink dress and in pink high heels had trouble to keep up, but she managed. Peach was let in for free, the girl and Peach in different teams.
"Well, I'll see you soon in the battle!" The girl bode farewell, as she departed to wear the needed equipment. So did Peach, and some more moments later, she was in the spacey themed battle field.
Her team had made the tactics clear. Spread out, but not too far from each other. If an opponent was found, they would report it to the others. Peach, still in the dress but in normal Gympie's, carefully walked around a big rock. Danger could lure everywhere… Including behind her!
She quickly turned around, but she found no opponent… Oh well, then there was nothing…
And she was hit from the front. Her mind went blank, as she lost all her senses. She tried to resist, but she fell to the ground…
Which wasn't supposed to happen.
"Holy… Did I just kill her?" The toad girl from before wondered.
"Mario, wake up…" Luigi pushed and moved his brother around the bed, but to no gain. Mario wouldn't wake up, dream land strongly holding into him… Kirby was nowhere to be found though. Despite being asleep, Mario wore his normal clothes. Just because he can.
Luigi was slightly annoyed. Peach had fallen unconscious for no reason, and Mario was needed to research the situation. And quickly, before something worse would ha-…
Luigi's mind went suddenly blank, and he shook back and forth, falling to the wooden floor… The sound of his head hitting the floor was enough to finally wake Mario up. He looked annoyed as he sat up straight.
"Really, Luigi? I just had such great dre-…" And before even realizing what had happened, before even seeing Luigi had fainted, Mario too, fell unconscious.
"MWOEHAHA!" Bowser laughed madly, his minions shaking in pure fear for their master. Only the eight Koopalings, Larry, Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, Ludwig, Morton Jr, Roy and Bowser Junior stood proudly in the room. Okay, except Lemmy, he was busy with his balls. Balls as in toys, just so you know.
"Finally… The princess is mine!" Bowser continued to laugh, the whole throne room shaking due the loudness of his voice… and due all the fearing minions. Bowser hold in his claw a paper, a newspaper, reporting that both Mario brothers were found unconscious in their house after Peach fainted as well.
"I didn't even need a genius plan! I'm…" Without any signal, Bowser and all the koopalings fell forward, all unconscious of a sudden…
A boy of normal length, brown short messy hair, dark yellow shirt and blue jeans and glasses, read the newspaper again. And again. In the room he sat, where a thousand posters of various villains hung. Bowser… Ganondorf… Voldemort… Sauron… All decorated the main room of the headquarters of the boss fan club… With its only member, Boss-defeater.
"This… This can't be good…" He spoke, reading each line again. A sudden illness, or that was assumed, had taken Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bowser and his children, princess Daisy, King Boo, Toad, Toadette, Yoshi, Birdo, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Wario, Waluigi and Mona down… Even the Star watcher Rosalina, was fallen. So lumas had reported to the Mushroom Daily. This all happened, in the Mushroom World, an alternative world than the earth Boss-defeater was in.
"I'm glad that whole glomping thing ended before the illness ca-…" And his mind too, went blank as he fell of his seat…
Mario's eyes opened, looking at the world around him. Large skyscrapers showed off their pride, their dark pride… Neon lights advertised for random shops and bars, but no one ever came… Near himself were a lot of unconscious bodies, some familiar, some not. The most outstanding one was Bowser, his shell standing tall above the others. Next to Mario were his brother Luigi and princess Peach…
What was going on?
One by one, the others regained their conscious. One by one, they stood up, just as confused as Mario was. All was silent… Too silent…
Till it was broken by the scream of a random boy. "IT'S BOWSER!" And they all saw a young boy running away from the Koopa King, in pure fear not even mentioning that building in his…
Ouch… That would hurt a lot, they all concluded. Boss-defeater fell back, rubbing his head while standing up again.
"Hey, does anyone know what happened? I'm not in the time for jokes!" Bowser demanded, but none could answer the question correctly.
"I don't know… I fell suddenly to the ground while reading a story to my lumas…" Rosalina replied.
"I was about to kick someone's *CENSORED* in a tennis match, when the same thing happened to me." Daisy added.
"Yoshi…" Yoshi explained as well… I think he did… At least…
"Okay, so nobody knows what happened…" Luigi concluded, Waluigi not happy that Luigi said the exact same words he wanted to say, which resulted in Luigi stealing Waluigi's glory. "But does anyone know where we are?"
The question was met with shaking heads, none even knowing that. The only two who didn't shake, were Lemmy, still busy with his balls ever since he woke up, and Boss-defeater, still in fear of the Koopa King. And in fear of King Boo as well.
"Wait!" The most famous Toad suddenly shouted out, all looking over to him. "This story is a Truth or Dare story! That's why we are with so many famous people here, while nobody else is!"
They all gasped. In fear. It made the most sense…
"NO! I'VE GOT CHILDREN!" Bowser screamed out.
"YOSHI!"
"Wait!" Birdo shouted out, causing all to look at her this time. "In these kinds of stories, there's always an avatar of the author that kidnaps and forces us to play the game, right? And there's one boy over there we do not know…" Silence ensued, all thinking over the current situation. The easiest way out of this mess… Was to kill him!
Bowser and the koopalings (except Lemmy of course, he was till busy playing with his balls…) were the first ones to do something. They slowly walked over to Boss-defeater, each preparing an attack with either their fiery breath or their wands. Boss-defeater was stunned to fear, watching as dead came closer…
Bowser suddenly grabbed his left leg, tilling him into the air and making him an easy prey. Snickering at this easy victory, they prepared their attacks…
But were stopped by Mario. He pushed all attacks into a different direction, just as they were shot.
"What are you doing, stupid plumber! I'm doing this for all of us!" Bowser exclaimed, Boss-defeater swinging in the air, fear still stunning him to do anything he was supposed to.
"Avatars have author powers. If he was the cause of this, he would've stopped your attacks with ease and killed you along the way. So I suspect he's not the cause of this…" Mario explained calmly and controlled, despite the life of Boss-defeater hung on his shoulders… And on Bowser's arm.
"I hate to admit it, but you're right." An annoyed and angry Bowser released his grasp on Boss-defeater, the latter falling on the ground harshly. He rubbed on his head, before finally gaining some senses and running a bit farther from the rest again. "But if he isn't… Then who's behind this?"
A call. It resounded through the city, reaching all the ears of the Mario crew. And Boss-defeater.
"Ahahaha… You've come quite far, to realize what's happening…" Everyone looked around, including Lemmy and Boss-defeater. They found no one speaking. "But you're indeed in a Truth or Dare story…"
"Oh yeah! Well, I'm not going to sit here till all sorts of dumb dares appear and force me to do stupid stuff! I won't be doing anything! Unless there's money involved…" Wario responded to the mysterious voice, but was only met by more laughter.
"Very well, greedy thief… But I'm in control of you all. You're all still unconscious in the real world…" Everyone looked surprised, not knowing this fact yet. That tends to happen if you're surprised. "This is a mere dream world."
"Hey, wait, if this is a dream world, then who's the one dreaming? I think I'm the one dreaming, but that doesn't say much to them. Or maybe one of them is the dreaming one, while I don't exist, but think I exist. So, who's dreaming?" This question came from Boss-defeater, fear crawling his whole body… But still making this question in the search of logic.
"You're all dreaming…" The mysterious voice answered. "All in coma, your lives hanging on a mere rope… And on the fact if you do a dare or not. If you refuse… Then realize you'll be dead… Both here… and in the Real world…" They all gasped as this reveal, shocked and quite unhappy with this fact. "So go ahead and be my guest. Ignore the dares and truths, for something important like your life…" Nobody said anything, hinting at the fact they all accepted their fate. "Good. Now your situation is not completely bad… As this dream world is a paradise to all…" They all waited, not even considering this place a paradise…
"An amusement park…" Boss-defeater believed.
"A sport field…" Daisy started dreaming…
"A park…" Peach started to consider the possibility.
"An all you can eat food store…" Yoshi was already looking around for the place.
"A treasure hold…" Wario, Waluigi and Mona looked at each other.
"A training how-to-kill-plumbers…" Bowser, the koopalings and King Boo snickered…
"And many more things… Have fun till the dares come! Ciao!" And they all ran, in the search for their special place…
Available Characters:
Princess Peach
Mario
Luigi
Bowser
Bowser Junior
Lemmy Koopa
Larry Koopa
Wendy Koopa
Morton Koopa Junior
Iggy Koopa
Ludwig Koopa
Roy Koopa
Daisy
King Boo
Toad
Toadette
Yoshi
Birdo
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Wario
Waluigi
Mona
Rosalina
Boss-defeater (What am I doing to myself?)
Wow. That was a bad chapter. The begin was okay, but the end… Yeah, not. But this story is in order for me to improve, so…
Oh wait, the rules. Yeah, this story has a lot of rules, because I'm actually not allowed to make an interactive story by this site. So, I'm going to need to have these rules to get around it…
1. Dares or Truths are submitted through PM. No exceptions. Anonymous are as a result forbidden to make Dares or Truths.
2. Dares or Truths may or may not be used. If I decide to, I'll instead make all dares myself and use none of yours, even if I get a lot.
3. No yaoi or yuri. No exceptions.
4. No stuff above the T rating. No exceptions. (I love the words. No exceptions. They make it sound cooler).
5. No dares that specifically mention the need of the dead of a character. No exceptions. We do not have a lot of one-ups around here.
6. OC submission goes through PM. No exceptions. Again, anonymous are forbidden to send an OC because of their inability to send PM's.
7. No overpowered OC's. No exceptions. You have no control of such thing as 'author powers' in this realm.
8. I cannot guarantee the safety of your OC's. Dares and the plot may and WILL demand a lot of your OC's, to the point they may become unavailable for a long time. So do not complain if you find your OC, for example, dead.
9. If I get truths for your OC's, I'll send you a PM with an answer if I can't come on myself. You know the OC better than I do.
10. OC's need to fill in this profile:
Name: Obvious.
Gender: Obvious.
Species: Obvious
Age: Real age and if needed, what mental age they have.
Description: Outlooks. Please be descriptive, but keep it short.
Personality: Any specific traits? Again, descriptive but short.
Relationships: And I mean, with the Mario crowd? Or with other already accepted OC's?
Abilities: Magic and special tricks go here.
Battle strategy: I'm Boss-defeater451 for a reason. How do your OC's fight? This also includes sport matches.
Willpower: Important for the plot. Timid or crushed natures tend to have a lower willpower…
History: Keep it short. I probably don't need much here anyway.
Likes: Obvious.
Dislikes: Obvious as well.
Fears: Obvious.
Other: I might have forgotten important stuff, so here anything else. If I think it's important enough, then I may make another needed thing out of it.
11. Have fun. No exceptions.
And that's all. Review and all that stuff, and send some dares and truths, THROUGH PM! Other than, read rule 11 again!