"Now I have the means to stop you." Aizen, free from the binds of the almighty chair-sama, declares to Yhwach, the Almighty father of all quincy.
"You'd stand in my way? For the sake of Soul Society? I don't think that would be in your best interests." Yhwach bites out.
"This has nothing to do with interests." Aizen explains, keeping his cool with a smirk. "My only agenda is to eviscerate any who might try and rule over and control me."
Out of nowhere, two Shinigami show up, one with red hair - Renji, and one with orange - Ichigo, who has his unbroken bankai.
"Hey Yhwach!" Ichigo yells. "You have a small dick!"
Yhwach's many eyes perceptibly widen, before he is overcome with that dream again.
Ichigo's old shikai, bifurcating him.
'It makes sense! The spirit behind the blade would know that information. Wait a moment, why am I thinking about this-' and Yhwach knew no more.
Aizen stares, blinking once, then twice. "Well that was anticlimactic." he mutters.
Renji doubles over in laughter once he realizes the danger is gone. "Really, Ichigo? You… HE HAS A SMALL DICK? How did you figure!" he continues laughing.
"Ah, well…" Ichigo ruffles the back of his hair, nervous. "I remembered that little bit of information from my bankai training while saving Rukia. I wanted to know about Zangetsu a little more, so I asked him about his dick size."
Renji just laughs harder. "And… and his reaction?"
"Nearly bisected me with his sword, he did, stuttering between saying my name and trying to justify himself. You won't believe how red his face got." Ichigo mumbles.
"I'd say! It must be as red as your face will be when you realize just how many innuendos you just used!" Renji continues laughing, and more laughter erupts from him with renewed vigor when his prediction comes true.
Meanwhile, Aizen stares, dumbfounded at the interaction between the two. "Children..." he mutters, before turning to walk away. "Always ruining my plans." He coughs to himself, before rephrasing. "I mean, yes. All a part of my plan. How could I forget the convenient placement of that gay porn mag."
The end!