Disclaimer: Due to a recent explanation given to me by a friend, I have come to the understanding that just because I have kidnapped these characters and have them chained in my closet does not mean they belong to me. Alas, Duo,Heero, and the rest of the G-Boys remain the bitches of who ever the hell owns them, while Melanie and Melissa (Bean) remain MY bitchs and I , of course, remain my own bitch(that sounded alot better in my head). So there.No infringement is intended and no money was made from the production of this piece of fiction.
Author's Notes: What happens when they show the Elmo Chicken comerical one time to many? This stupid fiction.
Nan stood next to the entrance of the mall with Melanie, "Tell me AGAIN why are here."
"Wufei's birthday." Melanie answered pulling Nan by the arm and yanked her into the mall.
"I STILL don't know why we are he-- OH! DANCE MACHINE!" Nan made a lunge for the dance machine.
"NAN! NO!" Melanie jumped on her, "Get back here!"
"BUT_I_WANNA_DANCE" Nan whinned loudly straining to get to the machine.
"NO!" Melanie pulled her toward Walmart,"We'll get him somthing quick and then we'll dance."
"YEAH!" Nan did her happy dance, "DANCEDANCE!"
The entered WalMart and wandered around searching for a gift for Wufei. They ended up in front of the toy department.
"The Duck/Chicken Elmo!" Nan shouted siezing a red and yellow toy off teh shelf, "I want this!"
"How about we get it for Wufei?"
"Wufei's not smart enough for a Elmo!" Nan cried, "I LIKE DUCKS!"
"But how about we..." Melanie leaned over and started whispering in Nan's ear.
A few hours later Nan, Mel, Bean, and the G-Boys were sitting around a table piled high with gifts for Wufei.
"GOODY GOODY GOODY!" Wufei bobbed up and down in his seat.
"OURS FIRST!" Nan shouted pushing the gift toawrds Wufei, "From Me and Melanie."
Wufei ripped the wrapping paper off the box and held up an Elmo doll covered with leather and holding a whip.
"Squezze his... *ahem*..." Mel gave a tiny giggle as Wufie gave Elmo a squezze.
The little Elmo cracked his whip and shouted, "Elmo wanna be sexualy abused, Baby!"
Everyone laughed except for Quatre who looked horrifed and shouted, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELMO?!"
Then a huge fight started about wether or not that was funny or if they were breaking copyrights or something...
They were so caught up in their fighting that no one noticed Wufei sneak off into his bedroom with his great new birthday present.
THE END!
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Author's Notes: What happens when they show the Elmo Chicken comerical one time to many? This stupid fiction.
Nan stood next to the entrance of the mall with Melanie, "Tell me AGAIN why are here."
"Wufei's birthday." Melanie answered pulling Nan by the arm and yanked her into the mall.
"I STILL don't know why we are he-- OH! DANCE MACHINE!" Nan made a lunge for the dance machine.
"NAN! NO!" Melanie jumped on her, "Get back here!"
"BUT_I_WANNA_DANCE" Nan whinned loudly straining to get to the machine.
"NO!" Melanie pulled her toward Walmart,"We'll get him somthing quick and then we'll dance."
"YEAH!" Nan did her happy dance, "DANCEDANCE!"
The entered WalMart and wandered around searching for a gift for Wufei. They ended up in front of the toy department.
"The Duck/Chicken Elmo!" Nan shouted siezing a red and yellow toy off teh shelf, "I want this!"
"How about we get it for Wufei?"
"Wufei's not smart enough for a Elmo!" Nan cried, "I LIKE DUCKS!"
"But how about we..." Melanie leaned over and started whispering in Nan's ear.
A few hours later Nan, Mel, Bean, and the G-Boys were sitting around a table piled high with gifts for Wufei.
"GOODY GOODY GOODY!" Wufei bobbed up and down in his seat.
"OURS FIRST!" Nan shouted pushing the gift toawrds Wufei, "From Me and Melanie."
Wufei ripped the wrapping paper off the box and held up an Elmo doll covered with leather and holding a whip.
"Squezze his... *ahem*..." Mel gave a tiny giggle as Wufie gave Elmo a squezze.
The little Elmo cracked his whip and shouted, "Elmo wanna be sexualy abused, Baby!"
Everyone laughed except for Quatre who looked horrifed and shouted, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELMO?!"
Then a huge fight started about wether or not that was funny or if they were breaking copyrights or something...
They were so caught up in their fighting that no one noticed Wufei sneak off into his bedroom with his great new birthday present.
THE END!
CLICK HERE!
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