A/N: Ohayo! How are you guys! Yes I do realize that I'm supposed to be working on other stuff but why the heck not! This came from something my English teacher said. He told my class that school is really challenging and considered and honor in most places. So this got my brain working, you know? The hamster on the wheel started running and well this is the product of that... Anyways it implies ReirixRiza(Best pairing ever) but it doesn't have any Reiri in this chapter... Anyways enjoy and review... Actually one more thing... I don't know if someone actually comes to find out if you go to school or not... nor do I know what he would be called... Truant officer? but isn't that for people who are already enrolled? Anyways if someone could clear this up that'd be great.

Disclaimer: I don't own Princess Resurrection/Kaibutsu Oujo

EDIT!: I looked over stuff... and changed stuff that sounded a bit redundant and stuff that didn't flow well... Meh it still isn't up to my expectations but you guys get to be my guinea pigs :D

A portly gentleman walked up to the mansion that sat atop a steep hill, surrounded by all sides by a large forest. It looked like something straight out of a horror movie. He started trembling, horror movie knowledge told him not come near the place, however he had something to do. He came to the gate, it was a grand sight alright. The old building stood there silently as if expecting his arrival. Suddenly a noise came and his train of thought was lost, a motorcycle went by him kicking up a dust storm, a red-haired girl stepped off, "Hey!" She shouted rushing to him, her helmet under her arm. "Are ya another royal underling?"

"Me? I'm an inspector sent by the Ministry of Education... and here to see Miss Hime and Miss Wildman..."

What kind of names are these? Fake ones...

"You're talking to Miss Wildman." She said looking depressed and pushing open the mansion door. The inside was just what was expected from a mansion. The chandelier hung from a high ceiling, the stairs were carpeted and there was this aura of dignity that seemed to emanate from the walls themselves.

"This is a beautiful place." The ministry employee pondered out loud as he walked in the door.

"Hah! Beautiful? " The werewolf girl laughed causing the inspector to turn his head around. "You wouldn't say the same if you knew how many times this burned down."

"Really?" He said not believing Riza. "Anyways I'm Daniel Anderson and here to-"

"What did you bring again, Riza? Last time you got us another freeloader..."

"Hey hey hey! It wasn't my fault that Reiri came to live here!"

"Of course it was... It was your involvement that got her kicked out of her vampire community."

"But it was your idea!" She whined giving Hime the puppy dog look.

"Of course we could have substituted your help with someone else's but you said you wanted to so we complied. Face it you like Reiri..." The blonde said smiling in victory not in the least affected by Riza. "Anyways it seems we have a guest. Sawawa go take care of the tea, if you would." The school official turned around to see a smiling woman with a huge rack, dressed in a maid's outfit left the room. The three sat down to a table set out on the porch overlooking the entrance to the mansion, "So Mr. uh..."

"Anderson, Daniel Anderson. Inspector for the Ministry of Education." He said taking out a stack of paper from his case. "According to these documents, Ms. Wildman and Ms. Hime are currently not enrolled in any school." He said all business-like.

"Course not... Why should I?" Hime answered resting her head on her palm staring at the man.

"Well if you were only skipping school we would have you go to summer school but there are no records of you ever being in school. So we have to have you take a proficiency test."

"Meaning?"

"Japanese, History, Math, English, Science... Oh and you also have to take the test Ms. Wildman." He said seeing Riza's smirk turning into an expression of horror.

"What if we refuse?" Hime asked frowning at him. A shiver went through the man who had been at the receiving end of this cold glare.

"Well, we would have to enroll you in elementary school, have your funds frozen, and have you placed in an orphanage."

"Alright... bye Hime, I'm leaving..." Riza said trying to run away before being brought back by Flandre, the gynoid maid. "No! I don't want to go to school!" She yelped.

"Well you'll be able to be with your lover all the time." Hime said thoughtfully.

"I DON'T LIKE HER!" She cried out waving her arms around not noticing the tinge of pink that started showing on her face. Hime decided to stop torturing the poor girl and turned her attention back to the man who has already stepped outside, he turned around and with one final glance took to the road and started running. Hime turned around smugly sipping her cup of tea, "Can't be any different from my royal education after all."