The Whitiest rose. A metaphorical parody of fanfiction and its effects on the economy.
Rubels and yaing where stoodying in thier rooms for the upcoming test on the moonsters at bacon acodomy. when suddinly rubels felt wierd and wanted to be sad. she looked at yaing and said "Yaing my vergianer is beelding!" yaing scoffed and sayed "Rubels you is a women now and need women products. here money go buy some at store." she handed Rubels the moony and then Rubels whent to the store to get some tampoons but she was embarreses and didnt want anyone to see her so she hid in her hood and looked totes adorbs. She walked up and down the halls but didnt know what to get cause her mom was too dead to teach her and yaing just gave her some moony. When she heared a voice behind her she turned to see waisee shneeze behind her and her face got as red as her cape. "Rubles what are yous doing here?" she asked?
"Waisee you cant see me here cause now youll know i have vergainer!" Rubels cried!
"ive always known you dumb head! i has one too and i love you for it!"she sayed very her like. "now lets go make lo-" she was cut off by rubels "No wiesee we gotta keep it rated T so our firends will read it!"
"Dammit Rubels stop breaking the fourth wall! now lets go fighting grimms"
So Rubels and Yaing whent to fight in the lost woods. they beat up like a thousand hundred grimm but then the super big grimm came out of the hiding woods. "Yolo!" wiesee said as she cherged the supah grimm but the supah grimm just knocked her back outa his swamp. Rubels and wiesee schneeze didnt know hot to beat up the big one but then all of a suddenly out of no where Jade J. Jadeison jumped out of no where and punched the supah grimm with his staff thing then it died.
"Thanks Jade!" they both said happy like.
"No problem now i mus do the leaving unless you too wanna make out first?"
so then they did and it was cool
so then Jade left and Rubels went back to her dorm but found yaing and ba lake doing some wierd naked wrestling that she didnt understand. so she just sat and waited for them to be done before making herself know. "so did you get urself taken care of rubels?" yaing asked.
oh wait but rubels had totally forgotten about that and ws very sad to find she had totally ruined her faviorte pants.