Welcome everyone! This is my first fanfiction (That I've posted, anyway), so please don't blame me if I'm terrible :P

This is exactly what it looks like: You guys post truths & dares for the FMA crew, and if you want me to bring another character in later on, I will try to!

DISCLAIMER: FullMetal Alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa

Also, here's a link to the image used as the cover if you're wondering! - art/you-know-Ed-he-doesn-t-have-many-friends-321812472

So, let's get to FMA Truth or Dare, shall we?

WARNING: Fowl language (Ahem, this is Edward we're talking about, it's not all that surprising)

For right now, It will be in play form. If you want it to be like an actual story, tell me so!

Let's gooo!

Edward: Alchemy; the science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science, so it must follow the natural laws: To create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principle of Equivalent Exchange. But on that night, I learned the value of some things can't be measured on a simple scale. My brother and I knew the laws of science, of Equivalent Exchange, that gain required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us. But we thought there was nothing more we could lose, we were wrong…

?: Excuse me, Mr. Elric?

Edward: Wha-? Who are you?

?: Oh, nobody important. I'm just here to take you to the gate.

Edward: *growls, grinding teeth* So that Truth bastard sent you to take me there, eh? Well I-

?: What are you talking about? No, I haven't been sent by Truth. I hate the guy.. *mumbles to self* Or girl... *shakes head* Anyway, I'm not just taking you. I have specific orders to bring you to.. *shudder* Her.

Edward: *claps hands, ready to fight* You're not taking me or anyone I care about to that damn gate without a fight.

?: I wouldn't bet on it. *snaps*

And then, to all of Amestris, the world went white. Maybe for a few seconds.

Maybe for a few hours.

Maybe days. Months. Centuries.

But it was all over as quickly as it had started.

The Fullmetal Alchemist crew found themselves in a...

Bedroom?

Colonel Roy Mustang looked around, his mouth wide. He had been taking a sip of his coffee and doing paperwork when the white flash had arrived.

Roy: *spits out coffee, surprised, all over Edward* What the hell..?!

Edward: *glares at him with a burning hatred* Oh, look, my coat got wet. Must be damn Colonel Bastard!

Roy: *smug grin* Well, if it isn't the Short Alchemist.

Edward: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK SO TINY A DUST PARTICLE COULD CRUSH HIM LIKE AN ANT?!

?: I believe you are, Edward.

The main crew: Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Mustang, and Hawkeye, all turned to see a girl sitting on a the bed. They hadn't noticed her before. Then Edward growled, and looked over his shoulder.

Edward: You... bastard!

Roy: What did I do now, Fullmetal?! *turns, but then sees her* Oooh, dammmmn *checks her out*

? & Hawkeye: *gives Roy a death stare*

Roy: *sweatdrops at the two woman's gazes.*

?: Ugh. *turns to the girl on the bed* I brought them here, can I go now?

?: No, sorry Red, but you're part of this now!

Red: Wha-? MELODY!

Melody: *smiles* You signed the contract, didn't you? You have to stay here with us!

Crew: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Melody & Red: *looks at them*

Melody: Oh... right, they're here. *looks at them with a smile* Hey Guys! Sorry about my friend Red Here. I just told her to grab you from Amestris real quick. We're going to do something called Truth or Dare!

Winry: Oh, shoot...

Edward & Alphonse: ?

Hawkeye: Alright then.

Roy: *victory screech* YEAAAHH!

Hawkeye: *pulls out gun*

Roy: N-Nevermind..

Melody: The Rules are simple! We will get truths and dares from the reviewers-

Red: *whispers to her* They don't know about the reviewers, Ma'am...

Melody: *sees the crew's confused faces* Riiiight. Forgot. I'm going to get truth and dares from my... friends! And we have to ask you to answer or do them, and you HAVE to! Red here is an alchemist. She's seen the Truth, so *looks at Edward* Don't chicken out, or she won't hesitate to fight you. And she's even better then all of you alchemists combined.. Let's just say don't it.

The crew looked at each other, with one shared thought in their heads.

What had they gotten themselves into?

Anyway, that's the introduction! Review with your T-Or-D's, and tell me who they're for! I'll try to include them in the next chapter! Also, if you want me to bring in another character from the series, just say so :D

Also, Melody and Red are my own OCs, and I own full right to them.

Please Review!

See you laaaatterr!