Ok so this is my first real fan fiction, that i have shared anyway. So please review. If you are interested I will write more. Im a college student with no social life and a new obsession with Criminal Minds. I'm ticked that they got rid of J.J. and that they are thinking of cutting Paget Brewster's screen time and making her gay. Not every tv show needs a gay main character people! Not everything needs to be politically correct! Sorry if I have offended someone, I am not anit- homosexual just anti lesbian Emily. :) She must date Hotch. lol ok I'll get off my soap box now. Enjoy and review.
Nothing Is Going On!
"Hotch, we got him" gaining his acknowledgement SSA Emily Prentiss hung up her cell.
"Well, Supervisory Special Agent Emily Prentiss of the FBI, how shall we celebrate our triumph?" joked her partner SSA Derek Morgan.
"Shut up Derek! It stalled him long enough for you to sneak up behind him didn't it!" she laughed. "I say we fly straight back to D.C. ASAP and grab a drink as a team at McCarthy's.
"Sounds great…" said SA Dr. Spencer Reid, looking less than enthused. "Em, can you try to not give me a heart attack on our next case? Or do all of our unsubs have to point their weapons at you all the time?"
"I'm with Reid." Shocked everyone turned to find their Unit Chief SSAIC Aaron Hotchner looking at them in his usual stern manner. "Great job catching the unsub everyone, but Prentiss please take more caution. We all know you're a bad ass."
"AH HA! Are rare joke from the almighty Aaron Hotchner!" said Emily as she bowed in his direction smiling.
Everyone laughed as she straightened and Hotch joined the group, his shoulder brushing Emily's as she turned to ask, "Hey Hotch, were all going to McCarthy's to grab a drink when we get back. Want to join us? It will be fun I swear. You don't need to go home to an empty house all alone… and before you say 'I've got Jack'… don't, I know for a fact that Jess took him to see his grandparents all week and weekend."
"Thanks for the offer I will consider it on the plane. Let's go home. Wheels up as soon as we can grab our bags from the hotel and get take off clearance. Where is Dave?" asked Hotch.
"He's with the family, he should be about done." SA Jennifer Jereau piped up. "He apparently thinks he should play Liaison on this one. Emily's phone rang.
"Hey Pen. Yeah we got him. Yes the girl is fine. He hadn't hurt her… yet." On the 'yet' Emily shuddered. The mental images of these latest victims will stay with her for a long time. The images flashed through her mind as Pen babbled on. "Alright, will do. Bye Penelope." As she hung up and stuffed her phone in her back pocket Derek looked at her expectantly. "Just why is my Baby girl calling you? I'm a little hurt. She usually calls me. Did I do something to make her mad?"
Emily chuckled. "No you freak. Penelope Garcia is not mad at you. Kevin just walked in the door to her office. Even though they broke up they are still friends and he is still feeling a little bit like the break up is your fault so she didn't want to flirt with you in front of him. She says she loves us all and she will see us at McCarthy's when we get back. And your phone should vibrate in 3… 2… 1."
"Damn your good!" exclaimed Derek as he pulled out his phone. "And how did she know we were going to McCarthy's? I didn't hear you say anything about it." He actually blushed as he read Garcia's text.
Emily and the team laughed out loud and she said, "Never underestimate the powers of the great and powerful all knowledgeable oracle Derek. And just because she won't flirt out loud in front of him doesn't mean she won't find another way." Everyone continued to laugh and Hotch actually cracked a real smile, dimples and everything.
"What is so funny? The only part of that I heard was something about doubting Penelope. How dare you, Morgan?" After some of the laughter died down he added, "So, are we hitting McCarthy's after touchdown or what?"
Reid smiled and said, "Okay, I'm making it official. We go to McCarthy's WAY too much."
Emily bounced and said, "Oh come on! Why change bars when every waiter and waitress in the place knows us and our favorite drinks? Plus they feed us for free, save us the biggest table on busy Friday nights, like tonight. Once one of us walks through the door they start getting the drinks ready for us."
Hotch looked at her funny and said, "Alright everyone lets head to the plane. Emily is overexcited from the adrenaline and the 8 cups of coffee she has had today. Let's grab our things and head home." Dave and Derek glanced at each other slightly confused at the use of Emily's first name coupled with the strange look and standing such close proximity. J.J. leaned closer to Reid as he whispered, "Did he just call her Emily?" They all went to the two Bureau SUV's parked in the street. Emily jumped in the front of one with Hotch driving and Derek in the back and Rossi driving the second with J.J. up front and Reid in the back.
Once on the plane 30 minutes later Emily claimed a seat in the Very back of the plane and J.J. joined her. Derek claimed the bench and immediately fell asleep. Reid and Rossi settled in for a game of chess in the booth where Hotch joined them facing Emily. Soon after their take off everyone was either asleep or otherwise entertained so J.J. leaned over close to Emily and asked, "So, how is it?" Emily looked extremely puzzled and questioned, "How is what?" J.J. scoffed with an evil little grin on her face. "Emily Anne Prentiss! Don't play dumb with me!" Emily was getting a bit annoyed, "I'm not joking Jayje. If you want an answer you are going to have to ask a real question!"
J.J. sighed and looked around the plane to make sure no one was listening and the leaned in to whisper, "Ok… How is the sex with Hotch?"
Emily immediately jumped up from her seat and squealed out a very girl "WHAT!"
Derek awoke from his nap even with his head phones in, Reid knocked half the pieces off the chess board and Rossi and Hotch both stood to see what was going on. Emily was standing in the back of the plane blushing like a 10 year old girl, looking shocked and confused. And she was glaring at J.J. like she wanted to smack her. Instead she proceeded to stammer and start several words unsuccessfully and then pinch the mess out of her best friends arm. When J.J. squealed out Derek stood and half yelled, "What the hell is going on with you two back there?" J.J. smirked at Emily and started to answer before Emily screeched; "Nothing!" then she turned back to J.J. and said, "I wouldn't know Jayje. Really there is nothing going on!" and then she stepped over J.J.'s legs and stormed into the bathroom of the plane. Realization of what just happened dawned on Derek. "J.J. you didn't!" She just nodded and stated to blush herself. Then it dawned on Reid and Rossi. The later just chuckled, and set down to repair the damage to the chess board by Reid. Hotch stood there looking very confused before moving to check on Prentiss.