I don't own Final Fantasy, yadda yadda yadda. But oh Fates, I wish I did!!

SOLDIER (Sung to the tune of All-Star) -Rita Noyoki

Somebody once told me, the Shin-ra's gonna roll me,

I'm gonna be in Soldier someday.

Five years later,

Still gettin' caller a traitor,

So I joined AVALANCHE anyway...

Well, the gil keeps comin' and it don't stop comin'

Get to the reactor, and I hit the ground runnin'

Did it make since not to stay first class,

We've gotta find Sephiroth and kick his a

So much Mako, my eyes glow,

So what's wrong with savin' the planet.

Gettin' cured, 'cuz my HP is low,

I gotta Buster sword and somethin' to show,

CHORUS:

Hey now, you're a Soldier,

You never made it,

Get real.

You got,

Showered with Mako,

Chasing Rufus,

For real.

Riding a chocobo of gold,

It was your memories that they stole...

Shin-ra's a cool place,

And they say it gets colder,

You bundled up now,

Wait until Jenova gets older.

But the Hojo man begs to differ,

He cloned Sephiroth just to get the big picture,

Now he's back,

Headin' to the land,

Just try to save the world,

With only materia in your hand,

My town's on fire,

How 'bout yours,

Savin' the world can such a damn chore...

CHORUS:

Interlude: Go for the promised land 2x

CHORUS: Short on last line

Somebody once asked,

Are you sure you know your past,

'Cuz your hometown don't know your name.

I said aye,

Why would I lie?

I just can't understand what's wrong.

I know I felt the heat when it was aflame...

Well, the gil keeps comin' and it don't stop comin'

Get to the reactor, and I hit the ground runnin'

Did it make since not to stay first class,

We've gotta find Sephiroth and kick his a

So much Mako, my eyes glow,

So what's wrong with savin' the planet.

Gettin' cured, 'cuz my HP is low,

I gotta Buster sword and somethin' to show,

CHORUS: 2x