It's not that I don't like Ikuto, I love Amuto…but…he's just a perfect target for a laugh!

"20 Ways To Tick Off Ikuto"

1. Put a collar with a bell on it around his neck and call him "Fluffy."

2. Wave a live mouse in front of his face and tell him it's his afternoon snack.

3. Take all of his clothes from his closet and replace them with pink shirts, pants, etc. with cats all over them.

4. Whenever he passes by, start singing the meow-mix song.

5. Ask him if his favorite group is the Pussycat Dolls or the Cheetah Girls, repeatedly.

6. Whenever he says something perverted, smack his nose and say "Bad Kitty, no din-din for you!"

7. Write a love letter to Utau that says Ikuto's finally realized his true feelings for her, and say it's from Ikuto.

8. Stick up posters of kittens all over his room.

9. Place a bowl of cat food and a bowl of water on the kitchen floor and tell him it's dinnertime.

10. Ask him if his favorite movie is The Lion King, The Aristocats, or The Cat Returns, and then say "Of course it would, since you are a feline."

11. Pour a bucket of water on him when he arrives to bother Amu.

12. Doodle whiskers and a triangle nose on his face in his sleep and tell him Halloween came early.

13. Buy a kitten and name it Ikuto and smother it with love and tell him it's a substitute for him.

14. Buy a dog and train it to attack him on sight and to only let go when you say "Ikuto's a scaredy cat."

15. Buy sushi for the guardians, then tie him to a chair as the rest of you eat.

16. Stick him in a box and put up a sign that says "Kitten for sale."

17. "Innocently" buy a flea circus for him as a present.

18. Buy him tickets to see the musical "CATS."

19. Plant catnip in your garden and watch as he frolics and makes a fool of himself.

20. Show him this list and run like hell!


Dragonlover71491: This was a good laugh.

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Dragonlover71491: Oh boy, read and review. Ikuto, not the claws!