Remus Lupin was absolutely, terrifyingly, utterly and insanely in trouble. He stared at himself in the mirror of his dorm room, his mouth opening and closing like a hooked fish. His knees buckled and he fell to the floor with a crash, bringing his lady-like fingers to his face. Only they weren't supposed to be lady-like.

i He /i was, in fact, a i she /i . He felt strange looking at his... em... lady-parts so he slipped on clothes, shuddering at the fact that his pants slipped slowly over his slim hips and his shirt fit oddly over his curvy shape. He ran his hands through his still-short hair and gulped, his face still looked about the same. It looked innocent and smart but now his chin pointed a little more and his hair didn't look right framing his now feminine face. He bit his lip and decided, at least, to do something with his hair. He couldn't go running around with untidy boy's hair now!

"Holy shit, Remus!" His friend, Isabelle, exclaimed loudly when he... er... she stumbled into her dorm. "What happened?" Isabelle ran up and stared as his now shoulder-blade length choppy hair and his curvy waist and his... larger chest. "Isabelle!" He moaned, letting his head fall into his hands. "Oh gosh... comere, Cub! You... need some help."

Isabelle pulled the now female boy into her dorm and locked it, studying him tensely. "Okay... you're going to need a bra, a girl's uniform, make-up and... and a back-story... and a new name. We're not going to let you run around saying 'Hey! I'm Remus Lupin and now I've got jugs!'" She managed to squeeze a chuckle out of the disturbed boy. "Do... you know how this could have happened?" She asked slowly, starting over towards her open trunk. "No. None at all. It's probably some sick, sick joke the boy's are playing on me." He growled, hugging his arms to his now oddly shaped chest as he wondered what the HELL a bra was.

Isabelle had unearthed an old uniform and school-robes from the bottom of her trunk for Remus' new body was smaller than she was. She promised to look away but was forced to turn around when Remus whimpered that he had no idea how to fasten a bra. Once in his uniform and out of his baggy boy's clothes he looked rather stunning. Isabelle tapped her chin thoughtfully before grinning and running to her make-up bag and grabbing a few products.

"You're TOTALLY a Fall." She said as she popped open the leafy-colored blush, applying it expertly to the boy's... girl's cheeks. Next came a dark brown eye-shadow in which she swiped onto his eye-lids, an insane smile tugging at her lips. Next... was lip-stick. Once he had seen it, Remus backed away from the girl, his eyes widening. "No." He muttered, shaking his head. "No! I am NOT putting colored candle-wax on my mouth!" He said stubbornly, slapping his hands on the wall. "Oh shut up and deal with it like a man... er... woman." Isabelle threatened as she cornered him with the deep, brownish-red lipstick.

When the entire procedure was finished (Uniform, make-up, hair, name decision), Katherine "Cat" Inca, late-bloomer in which was considering going to Hogwarts and had simply wanted to stay 'For a Little While' just to see how it was like, was born. Meanwhile, Isabelle was hard as work trying to figure out who on earth had done this to the boy. "Okay, Cat. I'll tell anyone who asks (including the boys) that Remus went away from a little bit to mourn the death of his... great aunt's boyfriend. Yeah. Sound good?" Isabelle asked hurriedly at Remus who was busy inspecting himself in front of the mirror. "What--? Oh... yeah. Yeah that's fine." He said, poking one of his breasts a little before pulling his finger away in shock and disgust. Cat looked mostly like Remus but more... girly. She didn't look much like a boy at all... in fact she looked as girly as a girl could get but she had this... something about her that made her seem... still Remus. He sighed and went to go talk to the headmaster.

He told the gargoyle several possible passwords to the study, using the best girl voice he could manage which really wasn't all that hard. He just needed to change his pitch just a little and he made a perfect Cat.

When he failed in attempt at opening the Gargoyle he slumped against the wall and sighed, crossing his arms. His golden eyes flickered up as he heard feet clicking down the hallways.

"Ex-excuse me?"

Cat's eyes widened in shock as a boy with creamy dark skin and long, ebony black hair that tumbled down to about the middle of his back stood in front of her. Cat gulped and whispered "Sirius."

Sirius cocked his head to one side as he held out a hand to help the new student up. He smiled when she took his hand willingly and allowed the boy to pull her to her feet. "Pardon?" He asked, his smile slipping into one of slyness as the girl started stuttering.

"I... I said... uh... seriously. I mean... what can a headmaster possibly choose for his password besides... you know... school... stuff?" She asked apprehensively, as if she wasn't sure about what she was saying but somehow, he thought, it made her look even more attractive. She was already absolutely gorgeous with her golden eyes that he had sworn he had seen somewhere else before and her sandy blond hair in which he had sworn he had seen before... and her overall appearance. Something about her... he couldn't quite put his finger on it. Something about her just seemed... familiar. The way she talked, walked and the overall affect of everything about her just rang a bell, no matter how small. It rang something.

--Author's Note--

Now... I understand this ISN'T the most underused plot in the world but it struck me and I was all like... "I need to write that!" Okay... so... basically, to summarize, Remus turns into a girl, Isabelle helps him out, Sirius starts to get a crush on 'Her'.

Next chapter will mostly be in Sirius' perspective I think.

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