If You Give Waluigi a Tennis Racket
Disclaimer: Aren't these disclaimers boring? Oh well, I don't own Waluigi. If I did, there would be a space-time-continuum, and Shigeru Miyamoto would drag my behind to court (Which is something I don't want to happen). Anyway, enjoy the little drabble below.
If you give Waluigi a tennis racket, he'll want to play tennis. So you take him to the tennis court and play a set with him. Hitting the tennis ball reminds him of playing video games, so you take him home and the both of you play on the Wii.
When Waluigi loses, he becomes enraged and breaks the Wii remote, screaming that you cheated. You scream back that he has to buy you another Wii remote. After yelling for a few minutes more, the both of you come to a consensus and go to the game store. Waluigi pays for a new Wii remote and looks at the games on the various shelves. This makes him want to plan his own game, so you take him home and give him a sheet of paper and a pen.
After all the planning, Waluigi's stomach growls, so you make him some cheeseburgers and french fries. Eating the cheeseburgers and french fries makes him tired, so he'll want to go to sleep. When Waluigi goes to sleep, he dreams of beating his friends and rivals. When he wakes, he'll want to go to the Brawl Mansion to make his dream a reality. You take him there, and when he sees everyone gathered around, it reminds him of Brawling.
Waluigi signs up for a match with Luigi and becomes excited. When the match begins, he realizes that he needs something he can use to attack. He turns to you, and that's when you know:
He'll need a tennis racket to go along with his attacks.
A/N: This was just my attempt at trying to be wry. Remember that cute story about giving a mouse a cookie? Well, I tried to replicate it, and this is what came out. The tennis racket thing is how Waluigi attacks in Super Smash Bros Brawl (I'm sure you know this already), and, again, me being wry, I decided to link it all together. This is just a little drabble thing to prove to you that I still live and haven't given up. Waluigi may or may not be out of character in this, so take it as you will.