In was reading another fanfic, and was skipping some smut, she I had a thought. The inside of an Autobots alt mode ist still the Autobot, so what if you where to just start tickling the inside of the alt mode? And to think, it all gets started when discussing torture methods with Ironhide...
"Well there Chinese water torture, and the classic barbaric torture that involves cutting, burning, etc." I say
"We had somewhat similar method on Cybertron" Ironhide says, I grin and nod. I am sitting in Ironhides alt mode in the hanger, just because I like to talk about weapons with him. Somehow today, we got on the subject of torture. A sudden thought comes to my head and I from evilly.
"But those are just the violent means of torture" I say
"Oh?" Ironhide says, he sounds confused
"A common, nonviolent method of torture. Its called... Tickle torture!" I say, before I start tickling the laughing pretty quickly.
"A-Alicia, stohahahahap it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Sorry Ironhide but I don't respond to that name.
"I'm sorry, what did you cal me?" I ask innocently
"ALICE STOHAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEHAAAHAHAAAP!" He shouts. I stop, for now. I give him a few minutes to stop laughing completely "Backlash, I expect better from you" he says in a fake angry serrious voice.
"Uh huh, you up for round two?" I ask, he throws open the doors of his alt
"Get the frag out!" He says in slight panic, unfortunately for home, Will is walking by at that moment. Will freezes and then looks at Ironhide as I got out of his alt, laughing.
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!" He shouts before he turns and runs in the opposite direction. My mouth falls open, and I bust out laughing again then I get serious
"I'm gonna kill him" I say, and as I leave I hear Ironhide and Optimus talking
"That's the last we're going to see of Backlash for a while" Ironhide says
"And the last we are going to see of Major Lennox period" My mate adds
"True" Ironhide agrees, then they both burst out laughing. I smile as I take off after Will. Now I just need to figure out how to get my hands on some gunpowder.
I know its short, I just hope its funny enough XD