Here's another crackfic by magical me! This one's a parody based off of My Chemical Romance's "I'm Not Okay." If you haven't heard it, I seriously recommend looking it up before reading this sense it will flow more smoothly (hint: look up the clean version).
Anyways, this is supposed to take place shortly after the Empty Hearse (doubt if the time matters, it's just what I had in mind while writing this) and is basically meant to be John singing to Sherlock.
It is inspired by the BBC's recent tweet about how Johnlock may become canon in the next episode (probably trolling, but I can hope!) and the setting I imagine this taking place in is at John's stag party where he gets spectacularly drunk and leaps onto a table and starts singing.
Well, here goes!
I doubt my sexuality, that's all I have to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, you're just my flatmate.
For Sally's dirty looks, the photographs Irene Adler took,
Remember when you faked your death by jumping off the St. Bart's roof?
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
Just hear me out
What will it take to show them that it's not the life we lead?
(I'm not gay)
I've told them time and time again I've shaved my mournstache but don't know what it means
(I'm not gay)
To be a joke and, look, we hardly come out of a book
Eyes fixed on you as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look!
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
Just hear me out
[Epic guitar solo]
I'll forget about Donovan's dirty looks
The photographs Irene Adler took
You can deduce me with a look, but I'm getting married tomorrow
I am gay
I am gaaaay!
I am gay, now
(I am gay, now)
But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm not gay!
(Trust Me)
I might be gay
I might be gay
I might be gay
I'm really think I'm gay
I might be gay
I am gay
(I'm gay)
Probably not my best work, but it was certainly fun writing!
Let me know what you think in that splendid little box beneath this!