AN: This is a long time coming. You all knew it would happen, knew it would be here. Now, for the sake of the world, I give you: My newest story! I know I know, I'm just that good. Well, I asked myself the other day, what if Naruto had been adopted and raised by Master Hades? What if, he was paired with Ikaruga? What if he was a very powerful Mage/Swordsman/Heir to Hades?

Well, this is your answer: This story! I mean, there are many stories out there where Naruto arrives in Fiore and joins a guild, but what if he was found and taken to join a guild at a young age? What if Hades wasn't an evil bastard, but simply misunderstood? What if I bash some of the Fairy Tail mages mercilessly? Well, except Erza, Cana, Mirajane, Erza Knightwalker, Lisanna, and Juvia? What if Naruto had a harem with those girls plus Ultear and Ikaruga? What if Akatsuki didn't exist, and Naruto founded the group?

Well, read and find out you poofters!

(Chapter 1)

It was a chilly October night as Naruto Uzumaki-Senju-Namikaze walked down and alley in the village of Konoha in Fiore. He was heading to his crappy home in the red light district, as it was the only thing that allowed the currently six year old to live in. His mop of black, silver, and white hair combined with his yellow, slitted eyes gave him an eerie appearance.

But it was what he was wearing that really caught peoples attention. A black shirt clung to his malnourished body, as well as his black pants. He had grey shoes on with grey gloves covering his hands. He had a black cloak around his shoulders, hanging loosely, almost to the point of falling off. The cloak was intriguing as an article of clothing, being that it was several sizes to big for him. The inside was completely red, and the outside had numerous red nimbus clouds on it.

What would catch the eyes of most passerby was the sword on his shoulders. A nodaichi class blade, it was in a black sheathe. The guard was Straight and black with gold inlays. It was long, and many would wonder how he could carry it. When he unsheathed the blade, when he defended himself from the villagers that were scared of his power. Now, they knew of Mages and magic, but he had a peculiar kind. His was powerful. When he used it, his body would be consumed in an unholy fire of red energy, forming "tails" as he used more and more.

When he needed it, he could transform into his "version 2" form, his blood being used to make the cloak more substantial. It was what had subjected him to his most recent visit to the hospital.

However, when he unsheathed the blade, it was black, a single line of crimson ran the length of the blade, beautifully crafted, the edge razor sharp. It was a thing of beauty, a thing of death. Even more when he used his unnatural energy to coat the blade in his unholy magic.

As he turned the corner, he barely noticed the figure of an old man (Look up Hade's picture you lazy bastards!) standing in front of his building. As the boy got closer he noted the man looking at him. It was to be expected. The villagers either worshiped him or feared him. All because of his power. One the unholy red power, the other the power to grow massive trees and grow bone weapons. The last two were what garnered the worship.

It disgusted him how the ignorant villagers went from one extreme to the other daily. It infuriated him to no end, these mindless sheep, who couldn't even think for themselves. He turned to the old man who coughed into his hand, a deep sound that spoke of power and prestige. The man saw he had the boys attention and spoke, his tone spoke of authority. "Hello, I am looking for one Naruto Uzumaki-Senju-Namikaze. Do you know where he might be?"

Naruto held a smirk on his face as he spoke. "Your speaking to him now."

The man looked at him before extending his hand. "Hades. A pleasure it is to meet you, Naruto. I have an offer to make you."

Naruto hesitantly took the mans hand. He felt the power in it as they shook. He had heard of Hades before. Everyone had. The leader of the most powerful Dark Guild in all of Fiore, one of the most powerful S-Class mages. He would be lying if he said he didn't look up to the man. He had power, power to change the world, to usher in an age of understanding. He grinned. This was what he wanted to be. He wanted the power to force people to acknowledge his existence, the power to finally prove he was a king in a world of horses. (Get the reference, and tell me in the reviews if you got it)

With that in mind, Naruto spoke. "I'm all ears."

(Three hours later)

Naruto looked at the smoldering ruins of his old home, feeling nothing in terms of remorse. It was simple, it's destruction. He was strong, they were weak. And he proved it by killing them all with his Tailed Beast Ball.

No one survived.

He looked over at his new master, at his new father. Hades nodded his approval as Naruto grinned a grin that both excited and frightened Hades. He knew that grin. He had held that grin in his past. But, he was getting on in years, and needed an heir to his guild. Thus, the sojourn to this- dead- village in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. He had found someone who could surpass him, exceed his expectations. To carry on his work in the world.

He had found his son.

(Two Years later- Pokase Town)

A girl with pink hair ran down an alleyway. She was being chased again. Her white kimono had long since been torn away, leaving her in a small pink top with a short underskirt on. The seven year old girl had tears in her eyes as she ran.

She and her mother lived in the squalor of the city, living out a meager existence. Her mother had whored herself out for money, but then these men came. The Mages. These men wanted more, something her mother refused vehemently. The men had laughed and raped her, in front of her daughter, before turning their leers to her.

Now here she was, running to escape them. She tripped and fell, her ankle twisted. She had lost her simple sandals when she first ran, her tabi socks now dirt with mud. Her long pink hair was grabbed as the Mage picked her up. She could feel his drunken breath on her neck as he pushed her against the wall. She sunk to the ground as he unbuckled his pants, her eyes squeezed tight.

Then, a voice was heard. It resonated within her, as it held nothing back in its disgust. "My God, what the fuck do you think your doing?"

Both the girl and the Mage turned to the voice, seeing a boy standing there, a bored look on his face as he sucked on a sucker. He was wearing a black long sleeved shirt and black pants taped at the bottom. He had black gloves and a nodaichi on his back. His hair was an interesting mix of black, silver, and white spiked in all different directions. He had a black cloak on his shoulders that had a red inside and black nimbus clouds on the outside. He spoke again, this time his voice full of controlled rage. "Oh, I see now. You couldn't get your dick wet from a willing, adult participant, so you go after a little girl. How sad. Guess I'll just kill ya and be done with it."

In a flash he was gone. He appeared behind the mage, putting his sword back into its sheathe as he spoke the name of his attack. "Humming Ten Feet, Arrow Notch Strike!" In an instant, the mage was cut in half. Blood splayed everywhere as the mage fell to the ground, dead. The boy looked pleased and nodded to himself as he turned to leave, his grey boots splashing in a puddle.

The girl scrambled after the boy, not even a year older than her, as he walked away. When she grasped his hand he stopped and turned to her, his eyebrow raised. She spoke, her voice little more than a whisper. "Please, help me." Her mother was gone. She had nothing left. The only future for her now was to get a job in one of the guild as a servant, a guarantee she would be raped, or become a prostitute. Neither one held any promise.

The boy looked at her, a smile coming across his face. It appeared as the visage of a fox or wolf, hungry. "Well, I guess. But first, introductions." He did a flip away and landed, hopping on one foot as he started to say. "I make the ladies swoon, cause all them bastards to cry. My name makes the Wizard Saints themselves plead for mercy. My name is Naruto Otoko!"

He pointed at her dramatically and she fumbled a bit. "Ikaruga." He deflated at her rather un excited introduction. But he seemed to accept it.

He then said. "Well then Ikaruga, from this point on, you are my right hand. You are my tool. Your purpose is to follow my orders and accomplish any task I send you on. In exchange for this, I will have you trained, fed, and clothed. From this point on, I am your master."

Ikaruga nodded vigorously. Her absolute loyalty was a small price to pay in exchange for his help. He even offered to train her. She would protect him with her life. He was her master. Her life now. And she would do anything for him.

Naruto smirked as he drew he near to him. He took his cloak off and wrapped it around her shoulders, causing her to blush. He drew upon his magic and they were soon teleported to a clothing store. He smirked as he opened the door and the clerk jumped. He walked confidently up to the man, even for his age and height he was intimidating, and spoke clearly. "Hello. My friend over here will be selecting several sets of clothing. You WILL allow her to choose from every option and we WILL NOT be paying. If you have a problem with this, I can just as easily kill you and take all of the clothing. Choose."

Ikaruga looked on in awe as her new master intimidated the clerk, who nodded his head vigorously, and had to admit that he was kind of scary. She shook those thoughts away as she was led to the female clothing racks, filled with various things.

After a while she settled for a pink kimono that had a slit on the left side that would allow easy movement and a pair of elevated sandals of the red variety. She picked out several more outfits that appeared the same and made her way back to the counter, seeing her new master writing in a notebook. "Master, may I please get these?"

Naruto looked up at her and at her clothing. He absently thought that she would look stunning in those when she was older, and nodded as he grabbed her again. He paused and looked at the clerk before shrugging, and in a flash the man was dead.

He warped the two of them to a nearby weapon shop and repeated the process. She looked upon the rows of weapons and marveled at them. Her eyes settled on a long red sheathed katana. It appeared to have a dragon emblazoned on its hilt, with flames moving down the sheathe. She picked it up, struggling slightly under its weight as she went back to her master, and he did the same thing.

They appeared in a comfortable looking room. It was furnished with a dark leather couch and lazy boy chair. On one side was a desk with many papers facing away from a window, looking over a small city. On the other side was a kitchen and dining table, with two doors, leading to what she assumed were the bathroom and bedroom. Naruto turned to her and motioned for her to follow, taking his cloak and hanging it from a hook on the wall.

He guided her to the second door and opened it, showing her a hallway with two doors. "The one ion the right is mine, the one on the left is yours. Go and get some sleep, we have much to do. Oh and, welcome to the Akatsuki." And with that, Naruto left.

(Elsewhere)

Naruto stood before his Master, father, and teacher, Hades, as he told the man about the beginnings of his "Black Hand" as he dubbed them. The man nodded and smiled slightly as he saw that the lessons he taught the boy about how to be a leader had stuck, telling him to form of "Emotional Attachment" to ensure their loyalty.

He was pleasantly surprised that he had chosen a girl at first, but had accepted it anyway. After all, he had four more recruits for his new Dark Guild, the Akatsuki, and he needed to set up all of the necessities. By his sixteenth birthday, Hades hoped that his personal Guild and Naruto's would be combined, increasing their power by a large margin.

He had high hopes for the boy in front of him, hopes that he would one day take on the responsibility of their self appointed task: To bring absolute peace to the world. While many thought that he only cared for power, they were all fools. He wanted power to bring an everlasting peace to the world.

All he needed was time. Time to train Naruto to his fullest extent, to help the boy master his abilities. He had already made great head way in his tree growing abilities, while his bone abilities were already strong, him already having an instinctual idea on how to use them.

Nodding after Naruto finished his report on the girl and what he had observed of her life. "very good Naruto. You are on your way to founding your guild. Now, tell me, what do you think of this girl, Erza Scarlett?"

Naruto closed his eyes as he thought about it. "She could be of good use if recruited. I may pay her a visit after I head to Fairy tail to gauge its strength at the moment."

'Be on your way then. Oh, and Naruto, be careful. He may be old, but Markov is still strong."

Naruto smirked before heading out.

(Fairy Tail)

Naruto walked up the steps to the supposed "Strongest Guild in Fiore." He had heard of the guild over the years, and had to admit that they were strong. But, they were soft. They believed that everyone could be saved, when some people needed to just die. He may respect their "strength" but he hated their policy.

Naruto mused about making an entrance, but decided to just kick the doors down. And so he did. As he walked in, all the mages were quite shocked that a kid his age did that. A group of children stopped playing and stared at him. He grinned maliciously at them, making the group back away in fear.

He was soon confronted by a short man with a beard. The man was Markov, the Guild Master of Fairy Tail. The Old Man looked at him before smiling. "Well, what brings you here today young man?"

Naruto snorted and replied. "Stow it. I'm not interested in being manipulated into joining your guild. For one, we have different philosophies, second I came to send a message, and thirdly I'm already a part of a guild. And lastly, I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

Markov regarded him for a moment before asking. "And what is your philosophy?"

"The world is a cruel place. So in order to survive, I must be crueler. The world is filled with hate, so I must hate more. The world feels pain, so I will spread mine. If you kill my dog, I kill your family. The world is full of pain, hate and cruelty, so only the strongest will survive! I will be the strongest, the meanest, the cruelest! I am Naruto Otoko, and I am a proud member of Grimiore Heart, and the adopted son of Hades!" Naruto let out a cruel laugh at Markov's shocked face.

Markov soon frowned before saying. "Well then, I guess this means we are enemies. Now, what is this message you are delivering?"

Naruto grinned and stepped forward, and Markov did the same, not suspecting what would happen. Naruto struck out with his magic cloak, stabbing his hand into Markov's chest and ripping out the Old Man's heart. As the guild scrambled to retaliate, Naruto made eye contact with each of the younger generation. His eyes stayed on Erza, Cana, Lisanna, Mirajane, and Juvia. His eyes said it all.

"I am the Alpha here. I am the strongest. Look as your supposed leaders scramble as if a chicken with its head cut off. Come with me, and you will be given power beyond power."

He extended his hand, and to the surprise of the ones watching, each girl walked forward. When they got near him, he warped them out in a swirling vortex. His cold, cruel laughter echoing throughout the guild.

Floating down was a single piece of paper.

On it, a single symbol.

A blood red nimbus cloud.

(Grimiore Heart Guild- The next night)

Naruto read the paper, grinning as he read the wanted article with his face on it.

Name: Naruto Otoko

Affiliation: Grimiore Heart

Age: Approximately 8

Class: S

Magic: Not much known other than red energy

Known Crimes: Killing the Fairy Tail Guildmaster, and kidnapping several children.

Reward: 500,000,000 Alive or 1,000,000,000 Dead

Naruto released a bark of laughter. He was labeled an S-Class threat for one reason. He killed a guild master, and "kidnapped" the girls.

How absurd.

He liberated them from the cruel life of being filled with lies.

Naruto looked up at the moon. Ikaruga had taken to swordsmanship like a fish to water. He was happy that his investment had lived up to his hopes.

Soon, he would make his mark.

Soon, he would change the world.

But like all things, in order for the day to start, a new dawn must come.

AN: For those of you who are confused, here are some things you my not know: Naruto will be kind of evil, and cynical. All the girls followed him because he used his aura to affect their perceptions of him, making him seem like a savior. I killed Markov to further the plot and so I can introduce his replacement. Natsu and the rest of Fairy Tail will be bashed, deal with it.

As I said earlier, this story came to me when I thought about what would happen if Naruto was raised by Hades.

Now, the pairing is officially a Harem with these girls: Ikaruga, Erza S, Erza K, Cana, Mirajane, Lisanna, and Juvia. If you have any suggestions for a girl that is not Lucy, I will listen. If it is Lucy, well I just told you no. So nyah!