Christmas Cheer from Sunhawk
(random stuff from the depths of my mind)
JINGLE BELLS, RANMA STYLE
(chorus #1)
Saotome, Saotome,
again he sells his son
This time as a Penthouse Pet
So Happi has his fun, oh!
Panda steaks, panda cakes,
Everyone wants some more,
So they caught him in a trap,
And Nabiki buys a whore.
(verse #1)
To Ranma she's engaged,
And Candi is her name,
She's the mistress of her art,
And 'whips and chains's her game. OoO!
(chorus #2)
Saotome, Saotome,
Look out; again he struck
This time to Nabiki-chan
So he could have a f---, oh!
Th' panda shakes, th' panda quakes,
As he spots his wife.
She caught him in Candi's bed,
And now she has her knife.
[I'm just a li'l panda!]
"Come back here you cheating bum!"
"Ranma for sale... 5,000 yen an hour!"
END
DECK THE HALLS WITH...
Deck the halls with panda bait.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Set the traps and lie in wait.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Force him to eat Akane's goo.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
Then go and sell him to the zoo.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Set the trap with a lacy bra.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Shove a stick down Happi's craw.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Light the fuse and grin in glee.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
For now the perv is history.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Bait the snare with a brand new hammer.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Then cart her off into the slammer.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Tell young Tachi to go fetch her.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
And toss them in there with the lecher.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Snag the pig from Akane's bed.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Slam a mallet on his head.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Have him save Kodachi's life.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
So then she'll think she'll be his wife.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
THE END... for now.
AN: Errr... not exactly works of art, but something
for the holiday season... deus_ex_mach42@hotmail.com
(random stuff from the depths of my mind)
JINGLE BELLS, RANMA STYLE
(chorus #1)
Saotome, Saotome,
again he sells his son
This time as a Penthouse Pet
So Happi has his fun, oh!
Panda steaks, panda cakes,
Everyone wants some more,
So they caught him in a trap,
And Nabiki buys a whore.
(verse #1)
To Ranma she's engaged,
And Candi is her name,
She's the mistress of her art,
And 'whips and chains's her game. OoO!
(chorus #2)
Saotome, Saotome,
Look out; again he struck
This time to Nabiki-chan
So he could have a f---, oh!
Th' panda shakes, th' panda quakes,
As he spots his wife.
She caught him in Candi's bed,
And now she has her knife.
[I'm just a li'l panda!]
"Come back here you cheating bum!"
"Ranma for sale... 5,000 yen an hour!"
END
DECK THE HALLS WITH...
Deck the halls with panda bait.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Set the traps and lie in wait.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Force him to eat Akane's goo.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
Then go and sell him to the zoo.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Set the trap with a lacy bra.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Shove a stick down Happi's craw.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Light the fuse and grin in glee.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
For now the perv is history.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Bait the snare with a brand new hammer.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Then cart her off into the slammer.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Tell young Tachi to go fetch her.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
And toss them in there with the lecher.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Snag the pig from Akane's bed.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Slam a mallet on his head.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
Have him save Kodachi's life.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la.
So then she'll think she'll be his wife.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la.
THE END... for now.
AN: Errr... not exactly works of art, but something
for the holiday season... deus_ex_mach42@hotmail.com