The Nightmare in Ponyville
By Belladonna Dwale
Dedicated to my friends, especially Duckie (who likes Ponies) and Gimpy (who wants to kill them all)
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Note: I don't own rights to My Little Pony, nor do I claim to. I am not getting paid for this story, I'm doing for my amusement as well as the amusement of my friends. This story is NOT to be taken seriously. It's just an inside joke that has gone horridly wrong.
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Chapter One: The Insanity Begins
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It was an extra special bright and sunny day in Ponyville. The birds were singing, the flowers were growing; the ponies were happy and cheerful and frolicking in the sun. There was one pony in Ponyville who wasn't frolicking with the other ponies; her name was Gimpy. Gimpy was a pony that was very different from the other ponies. She wasn't pastel in the extra special way that the other ponies were. Gimpy was a grey pony with black hair that had a streak of blond in it. She had a Deadly Nightshade bloom as her symbol. Unlike the other ponies, she didn't like to frolic in the sunshine; instead, she sulked in the shade. The only time she frolicked was when it was pouring down rain; that was when the other ponies were inside playing extra special pony games.
Gimpy didn't participate in the extra special pony activities like the other ponies did. When Twinkle Twirl organized an extra special Friendship Dance in Gimpy's honour, Gimpy stayed home and watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show. One time, Mayor Pinkie Pie decided to have an extra special parade for Balloon Day (an absolutely pointless "holiday"). He ordered that all the ponies make floats, Gimpy made one that gave the other ponies in Ponyville nightmares for weeks.
Gimpy continued acting out of place so the ponies decided to have a "super duper, extra special secret meeting" in the Cotton Candy Café, where all the pony meetings are held. Gimpy had found out about it because none of the ponies had ever learned how to keep a "super duper, extra special secret meeting" a secret. Gimpy had decided to go to the "super duper, extra special secret meeting" in order to sit and laugh at the other ponies the whole time, while she enjoyed some quality beverages and sugar coated snacks.
Mayor Pinkie Pie presided over the "super duper, extra special secret meeting", since he was mayor of Ponyville. Sweetberry, his secretary, had to help out since Mayor Pie was, to put it nicely, a moron.
The Mayor cleared his throat and banged the super "super duper, extra special secret meeting" mallet on the table in front of him. "Ponies of Ponyville, as you know, I have called this "super duper, extra special secret meeting" today to... uuuuuh..." he suddenly stopped and looked at Sweetberry.
"My God!" yelled Gimpy, from the back of the room. "He doesn't even remember what this fucking 'super duper, extra special secret meeting' is even about. Ponyville is being run by a bunch of fucking idiots!"
"What the mayor means to say," said Sweetberry, as though Gimpy hadn't spoken. "Is that we've called this 'super duper, extra special secret meeting' to discuss what we should do about Gimpy. As many of you have–"
"AH! I remember now, we've come here to talk about Gimpy, thank you Sweetberry, I can take over from here," said the mayor, Sweetberry rolled her eyes. "Yes, we've come here to talk about Gimpy because..." He leaned over and whispered to his secretary.
"Wow, that's hot, he still doesn't know what he's talking about," commented Gimpy.
"We've come to talk about Gimpy because she doesn't seem to want to fit in," Sweetberry continued for the mayor, "We've all tried everything to make her feel as if she belongs, but she keeps resisting your efforts. We've tried giving her hugs, but she tried to file the restraining order, fortunately we were able to deal with that before things got too out of hand. We tried giving her sugary treats so that she'd be happy, but then she went crazy and we had that huge mess that took 3 weeks to clean up. You all know what I'm talking about." (Around the room all the ponies nodded; in the back of the room Gimpy giggled and said, "That was hot... the mess, I mean.") "We've also tried to have dances and parties, but Gimpy keeps skipping them, the few times she actually showed up to them, she trashed the place and ran off. Then there was the parade –"
"Not the parade, Sweetberry! Anything but the parade!" cried Desert Rose, and she started hyperventilating and had to be led out of the room by Autumn Sky.
Gimpy began to laugh at the Desert Rose.
Rainbow Dash stood up and spoke in her fake English accent, "Well, dahlings, I think that we ought to put Gimpy with the others. She obviously doesn't want to fit in, so I think we ought to put her with the other ones like her, the noncanfromists."
"You mean the nonconformists?" asked Sweetberry, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, dahling, the Noncanfromists," agreed Rainbow Dash.
"The Nonconformists," said Sweetberry, making an attempt to correct her.
"That's what I said, dahling, the noncanfromists."
"What a fucking moron," said Gimpy.
Sweetberry rolled her eyes and muttered, "The crap that I put up with..." She cleared her throat, "Anyway, if anyone has any other ideas of what to do with Gimpy speak now."
Lemon Squash, the Mayor's wife, stood up, "I personally think that we have given Gimpy many chances to correct her behavior. Since she hasn't changed, I second Rainbow Dash's motion to have her put with the noncanfromists."
Sweetberry let out an annoyed sigh and rolled her eyes up to the ceiling. "Any other comments from the Peanut Gallery?" she asked bitterly.
Sparkle Works stood up. "Personally, I think we ought to give Gimpy another chance," he said. "She hasn't been that bad."
"BOOOOOO!" yelled the other ponies.
"Remember the parade!" cried Daisyjo.
Desert Rose, had calmed down and walked in. As soon as the parade was mentioned she started screaming and hyperventilating.
Gimpy laughed, "Wow, now that's really hot."
Sparkle Works stared at Desert Rose as she was led from the room, "I stand corrected."
"Well, let's vote," said Sweetberry. "We can either put Gimpy with the others, or we can continue our efforts to try to reform her. All in favour of putting her with the others raise your hoof."
Everyone raised their hoof, except Gimpy, who sat in the back drinking her quality beverages and eating her sugar-coated snacks.
"Ok," said Pinkie Pie, "It seems that we all want to put Gimpy with the others. Sunny Daze, Tink-a-Tink-a-Too, Toola Roola, put Gimpy in with the others!"
"Yes, Mr. Pie!" they said and quickly dragged Gimpy off.
"Get your fucking hands off of me, you perverts!" yelled Gimpy. "I haven't even finished drinking my fucking Vanilla Crème!" She then began using even more swear words than had (until that point) ever been uttered in Ponyville.
Sunny Daze, Tink-a-Tink-a-Too, and Toola Roola dragged a kicking and screaming Gimpy to the Celebration Castle. Once they got there, they took Gimpy down the stairs and into the cellar, where the ponies stored their extra special food for the winter. They went to a door that Gimpy had never noticed before. Sunny Daze opened it and Tink-a-Tink-a-Too and Toola Roola threw Gimpy into the door. Gimpy fell down nine small steps and onto a dirt floor. Sunny Daze, Tink-a-Tink-a-Too and Toola Roola laughed at her and slammed and locked the door behind her. Gimpy slowly got up, swearing under her breath as she did so. She looked around the room and saw that there were several ponies sitting on wooden benches. One of them was playing a sad song on a guitar. It looked like a scene from a prison film.
"So, what are you in for?" one of them asked.
Gimpy fainted.
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There, I hope you enjoyed the "extra special" first chapter of my fanfic. Just so you all know; this is my first (and probably only) pony fic. I've written several other fics, mostly Harry Potter ones.
I'm sorry if you're a pony fan and don't like what I've done to Ponyville. Remember, this is not to be taken seriously. I would love any positive reviews or comments, all flames will be enjoyed as well.