I own no Ben 10 characters. This was a serious fic. A tragedy. I'll say!
We join our fabulously WACKY tyrannical overlord, off-and-on father to some horrible and horribly annoying little baby-Sue-creature-thing Null Guardian, D'Void, as he...uh. Oh wow.
Do I have to rewrite this? In all honesty?
As he...
BAKED TRIPLE FUDGE CHOCOLATE BROWNIES IN THE NULL VOID.
He also baked in some rat poison. Not pot. Or in this case, kormite. Because that would have been much funnier. Apparently, the rebels had broken into his house and eaten his brownies once before. Because...uuuughghdfhgdg. I give up!
"I'm baking fucking brownies in the Null Void!" D'Void yelled. "Now I must sleep!"
He ran to his lavish bedroom area, still wearing his funny animal pot holders, chef hat, and apron. He jumped into the bed.
He woke up at midnight. All the kormite huffing had given him the munchies. He wandered around aimlessly until he reached his kitchen. He saw his hideous Mary Sue baby-thing had eaten all the poisoned brownies.
"Oh no, now she will die tragically and I will be left here to sob my eyes out," D'Void cried. He placed his pot holder clad hands to either side of his head. He did a Home Alone scream. "This wasn't even humor. This was a serious story."
D'Void bowed deeply while roses flew onto the stage, thrown by unknown sources. Some panties made it in as well.
The baby thing was a puppet. The puppeteer stood up and waved. "Thanks for coming!" he said to the terrified and confused handful of curious onlookers hiding behind the fourth wall.
"What is going on?" someone cried. "I don't understand!"
"We're being trolled," someone else reasoned.
You wish, pal. You wish.
This is a parody based on A SERIOUS FIC SOMEONE IN THIS FANDOM ACTUALLY WROTE.
Not only that, but expected other fans to enjoy and give them praise for. Cue head a'splode moment.
The End