Yu-Gi-Oh's Got Talent! Now In 3D (I'm so, so sorry.)
Judges: Obelisk, Slifer, Winged Dragon Of Ra.
Guest Star:Stephen Hawking singing Man on the Run (I'm a terrible, sick person, I know.)
Acts:
Seto Kaiba- Enter The Dragon (DRAAAAGON FETISH!)
Serenity- Blinded By The Light
Zorc- End of The World as We Know It
Jack Atlas- Never Surrender (NEVAAAAAAAH)
Thor- Can't Touch This
Mokuba Kaiba- Rescue Me
Rex Raptor- Walk That Dinosaur
Yugi- Oh Come Oh Come Sweet Puberty (And make my balls all big and hairy)
Bandit Keith- White America
Please R&R with ideas/people I've missed out.
Most of these are Abridged references, credit to LK, and obviously I'm not LK, Kazuki Takahashi or anyone else except BAKURA!