I don't own Naruto, if I did it would not be nearly as confusing.
To say that I was pissed would be an understatement.
It would be one thing if I was wet and cold, it would be another if I was wet, cold, and naked! But no, I was wet cold, naked, a fucking cat, and didn't have any idea of were the hell I was!
I was fine, lived a happy somewhat normal life. I'd go to school, hate my relatives, spend hours on the internet, and contemplate the mysteries of the universe with my poster the hottest man alive, L.
What, don't give me that look, I know he's not real and died in the series, but fictional character will always be alive in the harts and soles of there fans.
Well anyway, your probably wondering what happened, I am too. There I was in the shower, enjoying the warm, soothing water (not that way you perverts) when the power went out.
I don't know if that's ever happened to you, but it sucks. For one thing a power out always sucks, and secondly, it means you have to get out. That when I turn off the water, grab for my towel, and promptly fell and hit my head on the side of the tub.
In retrospect I should have gotten out first, but I can't go back and change it now.
When I get up I'm on the side of a rode, it's raining, and I'm a cat. I realize that it's most likely that this is my minds own delusion and that I'll wake up soon or die form blood loss. However, something in my gut that I'm not that lucky, sure enough I hear a very annoying voice scream out perhaps the worst possible thing I will ever hear.
"Oh, look Deidara sempi, a cat.! Can I keep it?"
"No, un."
"Pleaseeeeeeeeeee!"
"You can keep it if you promise to shut up for ten minutes!"
"Yay!"
I now know that this is not my mind's delusion because if I was going to put my self in a anime, it would be Death Note. Plus, if I were going to put my self in Naruto, which if it were just that I would be willing to believe it, I would not have myself found by Tobi of all people, because I don't hate myself that much, I don't think anyone has that much self loathing.
He's coming to pick me up, I want to resist, I really do, but I just don't seem to have the energy. I didn't realize until now how tired I was, maybe I should just play dea, oh who am I kidding, the guys a ninja, he'll know I'm faking.
There talking, but I can't hear what there saying, which is wired, because there right next to me. Why can't I, oh right, that concussion, I must still have it, well that just concretes the fact that I'm not hallucinating, if I was then I wouldn't still be injured.
Oh, the world going black, I feel like I'm forgetting something. It something important, I just know it, but for the life of me I can't remember. Ah it'll come to me, if I, no, when I get up.
I can just see my best friend now, being the mother hen that she is, scolding me.
"Honestly Alice, you should have done your homework first, just look where your procrastination has gotten you."
Wait, I just realized, I don't have to do my homework! I'm so happy I'm oozing with joy. Or is it blood, doesn't matter, I just past out.
My name is Alice Fur, I'm a cat, in a fictional universe, being rescued by the most annoying evil mastermind ever, most likely being taken to a cave with a bunch of crazy people, and I may or may not be dying.
Well, at least I can say that I had a lot of interesting throw at my life before it ended.