Heeeeey everybody! This is just a small little teeny tiny thing that came into my mind just NOW! And no jokes, it was literally just now. And there was no way I was going to let it slide. So I've picked up my video camera... *trying to figure out where the 'on' button is* and I shall be doing an interview. With who you ask? Well with Akatsuki of course!

Well, I've decided to focus mainly on one member of Akatsuki. He was featured in the previous episode of Naruto (and I'm not counting the one that came out this week... There were no Akatsuki's in it!) so I figured... Why not give him more time with the spotlight, right? *grins*

Ohh... There's Sasori right now! *points hairbrush towards Sasori and grins*
Please tell us about Deidara! ^^

Sasori stares at the hairbrush that is being pointed to his nose and frowns. "Why couldn't you get a real microphone?"

Hey! Focus here! Don't make me look bad now! *pouts*

Sasori sighs and stares into the camera.
"Deidara... How do I begin to explain Deidara?"

*Spots Konan and points both camera and hairbrush in her direction.*

"Deidara is flawless." She says.
One of the Pein's, with long hair, shoves Konan to the side and takes the hairbrush into his hands.
"I hear his hair's insured for $10'000."

*Grabs hairbrush from the random Pein and notices something popping out of a tree*

"I hear he does car commercials." White Zetsu said.
"In the Fire Country." Black Zetsu added.

*Stares at the Zetsu's with an awkward expression. Quickly spots Hidan and Kakuzu and turns the camera towards them.*

Kakuzu gets up and leaves, ignoring the hairbrush completely.
"His favourite movie is Naruto Shippuden 4!" Hidan whispers.

I wonder if that's supposed to be a secret... *Notices Itachi hanging from a tree, points the camera in his direction and holds up the hairbrush as high as possible.* Now would be a good time for you to come down!

Itachi doesn't move at all and stares intently at the camera.

Oh God... Now would also be a good time for you NOT to be practicing your Genjutsu! And as if it would work on a video camera!

Itachi pouted, much like young Sasuke would, and made his way to the ground.
"One time he met Uzumaki Kushina whilst on a mission." He said emotionlessly.
A quick flash was seen on camera and everyone looked up confused.

Hm... Did I just hit a ray of sun or something? *Jumps and screams like a girl – possibly because I am a girl – at the sight before me*

"And she told him he was pretty." The figure frowned deeply.

MINATO-SAMA! What are you doing here? This is AKATSUKI-ONLY territory! I even put a sign up. *Points anxiously at the big sign with big letters saying THIS IS AKATSUKI-ONLY TERRITORY!*

"Oh! Sorry about that!" The blond grinned. "I just came back for one of my seals. I'll be going now!"
The blond winked and left as quickly as he appeared.

*Sighs* This is turning out weirder than I expected it to... *Notices Tobi running around in circles.* Okay! You're a good boy right? I'm sure you can end this with a bang!

Tobi nodded happily and grabbed the camera in both hands.
"One time he punched me in the face... IT WAS SO AWESOME!"
Tobi dropped the camera and went back to running around in circles.

*Face palms* You're all hopeless...

Oh goodness, forgive the randomness! I just had nothing to do so... I ended up with this! Must thank my bestie Dany for helping me out with bits and pieces (and not minding my madness) - Heh, what are friends for right? *o* The good, the bad, in sickness and in health... Cool, having a friend is like being married, except without the marriage + wedding part...

Yeah, excuse my randomness. I'm truly not sure if this has been done before so... Not really copying anyone (ehem, except Mean Girls :x)

Like? ^^ xoxo