(Before you say anything yes, yes I did take that lyric from the Swedish house mafia song (one) your name. First actual Iron man fic I've ever done, I've been working on Iron man armored adventures (IMAA) fictions and it was only until after IM3 which by the way amazing! Wouldn't you say? That gave me the idea to start giving some focus to the human iron man not the cartoon and this story takes place before the iron man was created. Ugh I know I know rambling I'm shutting up in 3…2…1 :X)
Billionaire industrialist whom they call 'Tony' Stark, he was the jackass playboy type yep one of those. He would go through a ton of girls never get tied down to one of them not one because to him they were just part of his free time that's it no chemistry no sort of connection nope none of that crap. But little did he know that a certain girl would catch his attention but not just the attention 'hey I want you for a night then hit the road' type of attention. Tony Stark had actually fallen for this girl and he did anything to get at least her name. Wait, wait, wait rewind! Let's start from the top fellas shall we?
Thursday morning at Stark Industries was hell for Tony. Calls flooding in like someone just broke the beaver's dam and people coming in and out of his office every three seconds asking him to sign this and that and when to schedule meetings and demonstrations. Right after his secretary was done with him a group of people walked in with files and papers. His mind was on the verge of blowing so he stood up from his seat. "Stop right where you are!" he said referring to the group of people. "Before you ask me to sign or look at anything I need a moment" he said.
"This is important Mr. Stark with all due respect I need your signature please or else I'll be in big trouble!" said a lady in her business outfit. "Who needs my sig so bad that you'll get your sweet ass burnt? Huh?" he asked. "Mr. Hilton from the H. weapons corp" she said holding the file nervously. "Oh that dude? Tell him for the last time I'm not giving him the rights to my XK missile! " Tony said. "Sir he's going to yell at me!" she said. "I'll deal with him myself later you're not getting yelled at from him alright" he said plopping back on to his chair. "Everyone out" he said. They nodded and quickly exited his office. Tony put his feet up on his desk and tipped back with his hands folded behind his head. He let out a sigh. "I need a day off…." He said in a low calm voice.
He glanced at his watch. "How about we start with a half day" he said getting up and grabbing his car keys. "A million apologies sir but you have an incoming call" said the intelligent Jarvis. Tony groaned. "Answer" Tony said crossing his arms. "Tony" said Rhodey. "Oh thank god-wait…you got something I need to sign too?" Tony asked suspiciously. "No man just wanted to ask how your day was going" Rhodey said. Tony released his muscles. "Worst day ever I have a massive headache and everyone's been on my ass all morning so I'm taking a half day…maybe go to the club tonight" he grumbled that last sentence. "How about I go with you we can talk it out" Rhodey said. Tony grabbed his cell phone and switched the call over to it. "Rhodes we are not teenage girls but you can go get your ass drunk with me" Tony said with his smart ass attitude as he walked to the Starks parking garage.
"I won't be drinking so much cause I have a feeling ill be the designated driver here" Rhodey said. "Relax ill call someone to pick us up then" Tony said entering the garage now. "What time are we leaving?" Rhodes asked. "About…" Tony looked at his watch and thought. "Nine" Tony said. "Why so late?" Rhodey asked. "What are you grandpa already? You know the party doesn't start till ten" Tony said. "But we have work the next day" Rhodey said. "Oh pfft I I'm taking a well deserved day off" Tony said. "Yeah like I can afford one too…..I wish" Rhodey said. Tony unlocked his cherry red Audi R8. "Whateves Rhodes you in or out" Tony said. "Fine meet you then" Rhodey said. "Now you're talkin! Alright peace out home dog" Tony said ending the call.
He drove home to his beautiful mansion in Malibu. He pulled around into his circular drive way and exited the car. "Hello home sweet home" he locked his car and entered his home. "Welcome home sir" said Jarvis. "What up J man? I was thinking about going to a club or bar so I want you to find me the best one in town I need it" he said. "On it sir" Jarvis went straight to his duties.
He sighed and plopped on his couch. "What's going on in the world" he said turning on the TV. The news was only talking about special events barely any criminal activity. "Skip" he turned to the next channel. The next channel was a Spanish soap opera. "Carmen no te amo, por favor no me dejan!" said the male actor in the show. "Entonces, ¿por qué se puede engañar a Carlos ¿por qué me haces trampas en mí con mi hermana!" said the female actor. "Dude you shouldn't have cheated on her tsk tsk" Tony said now moving to the next channel.
"Sir I've located two of the best bars in your area" Jarvis said. "Pull em up" Tony said. Jarvis displayed the locations on the TV screen. "Ooo bar fudge been there had an awesome time I'll take it" he said. "Excellent choice sir" Jarvis said. "Hmm but what should I do in the time being…." He thought. "Guess ill go play with my toys" he said. He walked down to his secret basement only Rhodey knew about. He punched in the code numbers on the glass pad and opened the door. "Why hello there my sanctuary" he said. He noticed his robot assistance. "DUM-E I need a martini stat I want you to be lightning speed you know what pretend I'm dying and you were the only one who could save my life now go" he said.
DUM-E was alarmed and quickly went to go fetch his drink while Tony worked on his hot rod. "You're gonna look so sick" he said. DUM-E came back with his drink on a tray. "Thank you my lovely assistance you've saved me from dying" he took a sip. "Can't wait for tonight it's gonna be rad" he said. "Ugh Rhodey rubbed off on me I sound like a 15 year old girl trying to act like a guy, I need a shower curse you Rhodes!" he said leaving his tools and unfinished vehicle to take his shower.
(Well I hope that wasn't so horrible you can talk about it through your reviews. Next chapter "The bar episode" thank you for reading)(P.S the next chapter is going to be way longer than this one don't worry. It was only this short because I didn't realize how short it was)