Tom Riddle to Knights of Walpurgis: So Bella has been taking offense to being part of a group entitled 'Knights of Walpurgis'
Bellatrix Black: who wouldnt
Abraxas Malfoy: but knights of walpurgis is a cool play on walpurgis night! everyone loves puns
Theodore Nott: smh I can't believe you're 20
Bellatrix Black: ur dumb puns may have been okay when it was just u idiots and Tom but now that im here it wont do this isnt the 1940s
Tom Riddle: So we're now taking suggestions for new names.
Tom Riddle to Hermione Granger: You have no idea what I have to deal with.
Tom: They're all idiots.
Tom: How much longer until your shift is done?
Hermione: 23 minutes.
Tom: Can't believe you insist on working.
Hermione: I cant take Brax's money if I'm dating you
Hermione: maybe once we break up I'll allow Brax to become my sugar daddy
Tom: Ha! Bold of you to assume he wouldn't ask me out the moment I was single.
Hermione: then I get Bella
Tom: Don't be silly everyone knows Bella's in love with me.
Hermione: you can't spare 1 person from your harem for your girlfriend? I have a cat I need to feed
Tom: Fine you can take Nott.
Hermione: he's asexual
Tom: Exactly.
Hermione Granger to Tom's secret party: any one of you near the coffee shop I work at?
Bellatrix Black: ew no it smells
Hermione: the smell is coffee, Bella that's what it's supposed to smell like
Hermione: anyway I saw this cool book nearby
Theodore Nott: nerd
Hermione: it's got emeralds on it and would make a great present for Tom
Abraxas Malfoy: Granger we all bought gifts months back
Hermione: What? What did you get him?
Bellatrix: vacation
Regulus Black: vip concert tickets
Abraxas: a couple bottles of that fancy wine he loves
Hermione: traitors
Theodore: first edition of a book he wanted
Hermione: who's the nerd now?
Bellatrix Black to Rodolphus Lestrange: I dont wanna go for that dumb marvel movie
Bellatrix: I dont like any of those movies
Rodolphous: watch the venom trailer
Bellatrix: I change my mind I want the best tickets for venom's opening night
Bellatrix: you know exactly what I like ily babe
Abraxas Malfoy to No Brax we cant be called Wildcats: snakes cant drink coffee bc it makes them viperactive
Regulus Black: Quality 3 am chat
Theodore Nott: what are you both both doing awake we have a test on transducers tomorrow
Abraxas: Theo if you look really hard at your question you'll find it answers itself
Hermione Granger to Tom Riddle: I think Bella just propositioned me
Tom: Just now?
Hermione: yep for notes about Othello
Tom: Wow Reg was right, you really were her last resort.
Hermione: you know what? When we break up im going to take her up on that you dick
Tom: She'll dump you once she figures out law students don't have notes on Classic Lit.
Regulus Black to hsm 2 is the best one: Brax are you holding the christmas dinner this year or should I?
Theodore Nott: I thought I was doing that?
Abraxas Malfoy: no theo ur doing the end of finals party
Abraxas: i'll do the christmas dinner
Regulus: fine i'll do new year's
Bellatrix Black: why wasnt I asked to do a celebration?
Regulus: Bella we're cousins
Bellatrix: so? cant believe my family and friends are sexist
Rodulphus Lestrange: if Reg's doing new year's you'll be doing it too love
Bellatrix: i'd still liked to be asked
Abraxas: fine gdi, Bella you wanna do new years?
Bellatrix: not really
Regulus: are you fucking kidding me
Theodore: lol rip Brax
Tom Riddle to finals more like bye-nals: turn down despacito, a pre finals celebration isnt a real thing
Abraxas Malfoy: despacito is a great song it motivates me
Abraxas: it's the new gasolina
Rabastan Lestrange: lol despacito wishes it was gasolina
Abraxas: Rab you rat! I thought you liked despacito
Regulus Black: this is so sad Alexa play despacito
Tom: Don't you dare
Rabastan: ooh toms really annoyed he didnt even use a full stop
Tom: Don't pretend you know what a full stop is.
Hermione Granger to Tom Riddle: come over my ethics prof is an arsehole who disagrees with everything I say and he's going to give me a failing grade I just know it
Hermione: Do that thing where you make everything better and less terrible by not doing anything
Tom: Be there in 5. Make me some tea? I'll pick up milk.
Hermione: okay
Theodore Nott to Hermione cant draw: So hermione will be getting tom to brax's before we all go to reg's for new years
Hermione Granger: yes, do you'll want me to pick up some beer or something on the way?
Abraxas Malfoy: please do not, you dont have a good taste in alcohol
Hermione: I'm uninviting you to Tom's birthday
Abraxas: it's at my house
Regulus Black: I'm willing to host
Abraxas: Et tu Brute
Hermione: dont google shakespeare to make me re-invite you
Hermione: though you did get the usage correct, so kudos!
Theodore Nott to the snack that bites back: Wow that embedded controller final sure was hard
Regulus Black: Theo… it was on analog circuits
Theodore: gfdi
Tom Riddle to Hermione Granger: I bought some earl grey tea for your apartment since you don't have any good tea.
Hermione: god, you're so pretentious I love you
Tom: Now that you have adequate tea, I love you too.
Theodore Nott to Hermione Granger: forgot to let you know but im throwing the after finals party
Hermione: you want me to bring anything?
Theo: I ordered a bottle of peach schnapps for me pick it up on the way?
Hermione: done, anything else?
Theo: no but dont drink it
Hermione: you're literally the only person i know who drinks peach schnapps theo, it's disgusting
Theo: once you realise that whiskey tasted like dog piss then you will be enlightened
Hermione: it's not enlightenment when you 'see a new colour' its a severe lack of sleep
Bellatrix Black to death has passed us: So we're a no on the fire eaters for new years?
Regulus Black: we can't have open flame around mum's tapestries Bella
Tom Riddle: Bella curb your impulses, you can set things on fire later.
Bellatrix: aw you guys are no fun
Theodore Nott: Bella your definition of fun will send you to prison one day
Abraxas Malfoy to Snack Eaters: do'nt be late to my christmas dinner
Rodulphus Lestrange: how are you not hung over?
Abraxas: another of many ways god has blessed me
Abraxas: besides, I didn't drink as much as you Rod
Bellatrix Black: you didn't need to, you still cried when you saw Hermione's hair
Abraxas: she didn't even try to straighten it
Tom Riddle: It takes hours to straighten and the party started as soon as the paper was done?
Abraxas: she has so much potential, I cant even, a little mousse would also help
Hermione Granger to mcr posted to their yt and im not okay: Operation tom's secret party is a go
Hermione: we'll be done in like 30 mins then I'll get him
Hermione: stop seening me you dicks
Bellatrix: u are what you eat
Tom Riddle to Hermione Grager: I'm tired of my birthday party, you want to make out in Brax's bedroom?
Hermione: see you there in 5
Tom: I do love you.