Okay, so... I've lost ideas. For multi-chapter stories that is. So, I'm going to post my oneshots I have as fillers for when I'm not posting a lot. I have many one-shot ideas, so this'll be updated a lot. I hope you guys get what I mean. Not posting any new stories=Update to this. Not posting a new chapter to some other story=This'll be a filler. Yeah, it's like that. So here's the first chapter.
Note: This was inspired by KrazyKat12's 'The Prince and the Green Dragon'. And there is some swearing in this.
The sun shined brightly on the Smash mansion, making it a perfect day. With such great weather, Mario called off the brawls for today and told everyone to take a day off. With it nice and hot out, some of the smashers decided to head for the lake. A few stayed behind to just relax or watch TV. Ike, who was actually freaking excited about the day off, was already running towards the lake, towel in hand and swim suit on.
"Woohoo!" he cheered. Marth watched him as he went.
"Well I think that answers your question Link." Marth said to the hylian next to him.
"That Ike is bipolar? I'm pretty sure." Link said.
"It was only yesterday that he was a complete jerk." Toon Link said.
"I like him better when he crazy." Ness commented.
"Come young ones!" Capt. Falcon said, jumping off the roof and landing in front of them, wearing a speedo.
"The lake awaits!" he exclaimed.
"Mother of Din! MY EYES!" Toon Link exclaimed. Link resisted the urge to vomit in his hat.
"Good god, Capt. Falcon, can't you wear something else?" Marth said, looking away. Capt. Falcon ignored Marth and exclaimed, "To the lake! Falcon, away!" He ran off after that.
"He knows he's going the wrong way, right?" Toon Link stated.
"Don't tell him. I want to enjoy my day off by the lake." Marth said.
"Yeah, and I didn't know you could actually enjoy anything, Marth." Link said. Marth glared at him.
"You don't seem like the kind of guy to have fun." Ness said.
"I can have fun if I want." Marth said.
"By fun, we mean actually getting in the water and swimming instead of just tanning like a girl." Link said.
"Shut up Link." Marth said. Link smirked and the four headed towards the lake.
Meanwhile inside, Pit was busy sneaking some food from the fridge. He grabbed a couple cans of soda, some chips, a sandwich, and a blueberry yogurt. Don't ask. Carrying everything in his arms, Pit closed the refrigerator door, made sure no one was around, and ran outside. As soon as he ran outside he took off in the air, flying high and heading for the lake. He was still wearing his toga, but he had his swimsuit on underneath and his toga was green. Wearing his favorite sunglasses, he flew towards the lake and landed in a considerably large tree next to it.
No one knew it but Pit actually had a pretty sweet hideout in the tree. He had a hammock, a floor he built himself which wasn't that bad, and he even hollowed out the tree trunk so he could put stuff in it. He put all his food in the hollow, taking out some of the junk squirrels had put in it. Pit looked out at the lake. The tree didn't give him that much cover, which was why he was wearing green. Even his wings were green. Every precaution was necessary if he wanted to keep his hideout a secret.
He jumped into his hammock and took a sip of his drink. The tree gave him excellent shade, and kept the place pretty dry. Pit took out a large pillow from the hollow of the tree and put it in the hammock. His hideout was perfect, with two branches that he hung his hammock on perfect place so Pit could see the entire lake. He wasn't that far from the ground, so he could see everybody clearly, but he wasn't so low, that someone would notice him and his hideout.
He watched Ike jump off one of the other trees that went over the lake. That tree was so high that only smashers with good defense could jump off it. Otherwise you'd break a leg. Pit didn't know for sure if Ike ever broke something when he jumped off that tree, considering the mercenary never really had good defense. Pit was the only one who could go higher than that tree by flying and landing in the lake safely without breaking something. Pit just figured he was awesome but Marth said that Pit was so used to crashing to the point where he couldn't break bones from falling from great distances.
Marth's insults sometimes got too specific.
Speaking of which, Marth was heading down towards the lake now with Link, Ness, and Toon Link. Pit was eager to join them but he had something to do first.
"So, are you getting in the water this time? Or are you worried about your hair?" Link said. Marth shot him a look.
"One of these days, I swear Link, I will kill you." Marth said.
"Geez, you're kind of a prick." Toon Link said.
"あなたをねじ込み." Marth said in Japanese.
"What did you say?" Ness asked.
"あなたがすべての馬鹿だ" Marth said.
"He's calling you guys' idiots." Snake said.
"I miss the times when no one could understand me." Marth said.
"But that was when you couldn't understand us." Ness said.
"Like I said, I miss those times."
"Whatever. Cannonball!" Link exclaimed and cannonball'd into the lake. Right on top of Ike.
"Son of a- Link get off!" Ike said and threw Link of him. "You nearly drowned me!"
"Sorry, didn't see you there." Link said.
"Out of the way, суки!" Toon Link exclaimed and cannonball'd into the lake along with Ness.
"What does everybody speak different languages here?" Link said.
"What did he say, Snake?" Marth asked.
"I don't know, some word in Russian, I think." Snake said.
"Don't you speak Russian?" Marth asked.
"Yes, but I've never heard that word before." Snake may have lied. Peach and Zelda were tanning but Samus was swimming in the lake. She had an idea and motioned to Ike.
"Yeah, Samus?" he asked. Samus whispered something in his ear and pointed to Marth. Ike smirked and nodded.
"You're a child Link." Marth said.
"I'm not the one who's prissy." Link said.
"Why you!" Marth said but didn't move.
"What's a matter, Marth? To scared to get your hair wet?" Link mocked and swam back a bit.
"Link I swear to- Hey!" Marth exclaimed as someone picked him up. "Ike! Let go!" he shouted.
"Throw him in, Ike!" Samus yelled.
"Ike. Ike! Don't you dare!" Marth shouted. Ike smirked.
"IKE I SWEAR TO GOD. PUT ME DOWN." Marth snapped.
"Sorry Marth. But it was Samus's idea." Ike said. He threw Marth in and the prince made a big splash went he hit the water. He found everybody still laughing at him when he broke the surface. Marth didn't say anything but scowled.
"Nice one Ike!" Link said. Suddenly, white glop with blue stuff fell on Marth's head. Everyone thought it was bird crap until they saw Pit dumping out a yogurt cup.
"What the heck Pit. Seriously?" Toon Link said.
"What? Fox dared me to!" Pit said.
"Fox, that isn't really funny." Falco commented.
"Well something had to be done about that expired yogurt!" Fox exclaimed. Marth took a deep breath and dove underwater.
"Eh? What's he doing?" Falco said. Ike jumped in the water, followed by Snake and Wolf. They weren't following Marth, just jumping in.
"Ah! Gotta love good weather!" Wolf said.
"Since when do you say things like that?" Falco said.
"Shut up."
"What is Marth doing?" Pit asked, now in the water.
"I don't know." Ike said.
Suddenly, Link was dragged underwater. "GAH!" he exclaimed. He opened his eyes and saw Marth. Marth hit him on the head and swam up.
"What the heck, Marth? I didn't even throw you in! Uh, where'd he go?" Link said, looking around.
"HOLYWTF!" Ike said as he was lifted out of the water and thrown. Marth surfaced right where Ike once was.
"You are freaking heavy Ike!" he exclaimed.
"What the heck did you just do?!" Ike shouted.
"Threw you from underwater." Marth said.
"Not funny."
"Neither was throwing me in!"
"Look out below!" Dedede exclaimed as he jumped of the hill above them into the water. Ike, Marth, and Pit swam away like crazy as Link looked up in fear.
"Oh, sweet, Din." He whispered as the giant penguin landed on him.
"Pfft, ahahaha!" Ike laughed as Dedede moved so Link could breathe.
"Hey, I said look out." He said and swam away.
"My head… It hurts…" Link said.
"Link you idiot, you still haven't moved out from under the cliff." Marth said. Link quickly swam away, not wanting to be crushed by anyone else.
"It hurts so bad…" Link said.
"Good grief Link it's just a bump! You're not bleeding!" Marth said. Link glared at him.
"Try having a fat penguin land on your head."
"Hey! I heard that!" Dedede yelled.
"Well it's true!" Link shouted.
"Want me to land on you again?"
"..."
"That's what I thought."
"GAH!" Marth exclaimed as a stone went flying past him.
"Beat that Toon!" Ness exclaimed.
"No fair! You use your PSI!" Toon Link complained.
"Too bad." Ness said.
"HEYA!" Ike yelled when he threw a stone.
"SON OF A-" Marth exclaimed and dove underwater. The stone flew all the way over the lake, not even touching the water.
"Ha! Beat that!" Ike said.
"Ike, we're skipping stones, not throwing them." Toon Link said.
"Oh, now I feel stupid." Ike said.
"Yah!" Pit exclaimed as he threw a stone. It plopped right in the water.
"Aw… darnit." Pit said.
"Ya!" Link shouted and threw a rock. It skipped 6 times before stopping.
"Eh… I've done better." Link said.
Soon, many smashers were skipping stones out into the lake. While they were busy with that, Marth took this chance to enjoy the emptiness that was the area of the lake he was in. He floated around, enjoying the peace. That is until Ike cannonball'd right next to him, sending him flying.
Peace never lasted long for Marth.
"Ow!" He exclaimed when his elbow landed on a sharp rock. Blood drizzled from the wound, leaking into the water.
"Thanks a lot Ike!" Marth exclaimed, looking at the cut.
"You're welcome, Marth!" Ike said. Marth rolled his eyes. As the blood dripped into the water, it sunk down deep. Falling all the way into a dark hole at the bottom of the lake. It sunk deeper until it reached the nostrils of a certain beast.
"You know there's probably a lot of bacteria in this lake and it'll probably get infected." Marth said. Ike motioned his hand mockingly as Marth said so.
"Whatever Marth." He said. There was a low rumble that hardly anybody felt. Marth, in particular, felt it and remembered something.
"W-wait, isn't this the same lake that Fox and Diddy Kong met at?" he said.
"Yeah." Ike responded.
"And the same one with that beast, Rayquaza?"
Ike's eyes shot open. Both he and Marth hauled ass just as said beast exploded from the surface of the lake.
"RAYYYYY!" It roared.
"SON OF A TOWOTW!" Mario exclaimed and ran.
"I knew I forgot something!" Fox exclaimed. Everybody ran as the beast fired a hyper beam right in front of them, causing a large tree to fall and block their path.
"Shitshitshit!" Wolf yelled.
"We'll just kill it!" Ganondorf said.
"How do you expect to kill a flying dragon beast?!" Samus yelled. Marth was beyond panicking, and actually ran up the large tree trunk and to the other side.
"How the hell did he do that?!" Link said.
"I, have no idea." Ike said.
"QUAZ!" The beast roared.
"We're gonna die!" Zelda exclaimed. Ness and Toon Link were using PK thunder and firing bomb arrows at the beast. It did nothing.
"Screw you people! I'm flying!" Pit said and flew over the log. Rayquaza noticed him and blasted the angel. Pit fell to the ground, burning.
"Hothothothothothot!" Pit yelled and ran into the lake.
"Serves him right." Snake said as he was flying away with his Cypher.
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" Fox panicked. Rayquaza charged up another blast, with was deflected by Falco. It missed Rayquaza though.
"Well, at least I didn't die." Falco said. Rayquaza charged up several shots, scattering the panicking smashers except Fox and Wolf who deflected the shots. Rayquaza began to get pissed and swooped down at them, snatching up Zelda.
"AAHH! GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!" She yelled.
"I'll save you Zelda!" Link said and fired an arrow which bounced off of the beast.
"Really?" Ike said.
"Shut up!" Link said.
"Heya!" Everyone looked up and saw Marth. He was flying at Rayquaza using Snake's Cypher, a purple ball in his hand.
"Okay, I only have one shot at this…" He thought and threw the purple ball at Rayquaza just as he let go of the Cypher. Rayquaza was zapped inside the ball, which fell along with Zelda and Marth. Link quickly caught Zelda and Marth landed on Dedede.
"Thanks, Dedede." Marth said.
"No… problem…" Dedede said, he was just thankful that Marth stopped the beast.
"What did you do?" Ike asked.
"I used the 'Master Ball' Red gave me once as an apology for Charizard burning my room that one time. It's like the red and white things that he uses to send out his creatures, but he told me that it instantly captures them or something." Marth said. Ike didn't get any of that and Marth wasn't sure he did either.
"I think it means that I own Rayquaza now." Marth said.
"What?" Ike asked as Marth picked up the purple and white ball.
"I need to ask Red how to work this." He said.
"I think you throw it, like we do in brawls." Pit, who was longer burning, said. Marth threw the thing, and out came Rayquaza. Everybody screamed again but gasped when the creature lovingly nudged Marth. Marth had a WTFH look on his face.
"I will never understand pokemon." He said.
"Neither will any of us." Everybody else said.
Tada~! LAME. Anyway, there's the first chapter. Here are some notes:
I have no idea why, but I make Ike go from complete jerk, to random idiot. Link and Marth have a rivalry and hate each other quite a bit. But they're still friends. There was absolutely no point as to why I put Pit's hideout in there. Maybe it'll reappear later on. As for the yogurt, it was a friend's idea. Also don't know why I put that in there. The Dedede landing on Link, inspired by a picture I saw once. The entire lake, is surround by Dreamland trees. If you have played Kirby's games, then you know that those trees are huge, weirdly shaped, and an awesome place to put a hideout. But these trees are just a little bit more leafy. Rayquaza, in my mind, is like a shark. If it smells blood, it gets hungry, and angry. And it is very hard to make the smashers seem like idiots when it comes to pokemon considering I know too much about it. It's really hard.
Yeah, yeah, I may have adopted KrazyKat12's Marth and Rayquaza friendship thing. Although it'll be a little different for me. I hope she doesn't mind...
Anyway, don't know when the next update will be, probably after I post the first chapter to 'Real Life Sucks'. Yah, if you don't know it, go read my profile for more info.
Go look up what суки means in Russian. I dare you. I don't know why Toon Link knows Russian.