AURTHOR NOTE: helllo. im xXMidnightLeroy65Xx and here is my frst fanfictiin. itsabout how i frick zelda and link is a bad one. hear we go!
It was an cold gluumy day in hyrul. I was explorong throuhg the castlr area/ i stabed a zomvie throuhg a head. i droped it as it ded agian.
Zelda being hott as frick "say Oh Leroy! yoy maek me so wett! she grnned at me supre sedcutivlly. i grinned 2. then stupud link walk up and say Zelda no! "i want to bang you you. not this totalm emu looser! i glared" at him and flipped him off (evn thouhg im not suposed to, butt i am an rebelous teen) adn i humpped the air at him. and i cuped zelda booby.
link look at me and growl. 'mabye you shood frick off." he humpped the air at me. i flipped him of agian. i pulled out my seper bigg dock. link eyes grew big, but nott as bigg as my eyes grew bigg, but not as bigg as my dock.
AURTHOR NOTE: i hope yoy alll love thid. leev a reviw. thank!