We don't own any of the characters or songs, if we did, this would be how the Deathly
Hallowes ended.
It was a dark, stormy night, mist clinged slowly to each object.... Like that really annoying jumper
your mum makes you wear at christmas time.... Anyway.... Lord Voldemort was in the Riddle
House, he stood in the lounge, his head jerked as though he was really pissed off. Serverus
Snape watched him, half fearful at the look of irritation that kept passing his master's face.
Finnaly working up the nerve to ask his master what was wrong with him, he said "My Lord
..... May I be so bold to ask..... What the fuck is wrong with you man, you've been doing that
for three days straight.... Don't you realise how annoying it is!" Snape then cowers in fear at the
realisation of what he said. But instead of becoming an inferi as he expected, Voldemort signed
"That stupid potter kid who refused to die sixteen years ago" he sighed "It singing kareoki......
again" Snape tries to hide his laughter
"Kareoke... M- my Lord"
"Yes, Kareoke" Voldemort said in a monotone voice, glaring at Snape,
Meanwhile.....
Harry, wasted, onstage.
"Everynight in my fucking dreams, I see you I feel you, this is how I know you go ooooonnnnnn.
Once more you OPEN THE DOOR-"
Suddenly Ron and Dumbledore ran through the door of a cheap London club, which they soon
realised was a gay bar. They see Draco staring at Harry
in a lusting manner (note, he was also wasted)
"Ah... takes me back..." said Dumbledore in fond nostalgia
"Dude I did NOT need to HEAR that" said Ron, backing off very slowly. Dumbledore approached
Harry saying
"What the fuck do you think your doing, all the horcruxes are destroyed, you need to kill Voldemort"
"That'sssss -hic- wwwwhattt I'm -hic- ddddddoinnnggg yyyou aaarseholeee" Harry falls off the stage,
while Draco slips his number into Harry's jeans, then leaves quickly.
Meanwhile
"Can't .Get .Stupid .Song .Out .Of . My .Head." said Voldemort, banging his head against the
wall,
"Is there something wrong.... My Lord" inquired Snape, "My- My Lord, do you like this song, it's
called My Heart Will Go On, it's on my ipod....."
Voldemort's head exploded.
Meanwhile.....
"Hey, the voices in my head stopped, it worked!!! Fuck yeah!" yelled Harry at three in the morning,
still singing My Heart Will Go On to a teary eyed Dumbledore and lustful Draco -who apperated
back randomly..
PLEASE REVIEW, we'll buy you a cookie! (said in pleading voice :P)