France vs Google
Once upon a time, there was a man called France (aka Francis).
One day, when France was walking down the street and there he saw two of his best friends.
Spain (aka Antonio) and Prussia (aka Gilbert).
France ran happily to greet his two friends when he saw the evil grin upon Prussia's face.
France looked to the left, France looked to the right.
He didn't see Austria, Hungary, Germany, England, or Italy in sight.
Prussia was looking at France and had that "I'm going to give you hell" smile.
Spain, next to the smiling devil, was red as a tomato, not from a blush, but rather a barely contained laugh.
When France approached and asked what was the matter, Spain finally broke.
He laughed and laughed until tears came from his eyes.
France looked at Prussia who was practically howling, he was howling so hard that little Gilbird was forced to evacuate.
France frowned.
He waited till the two finally gasped and wiped their tears away.
France once again asked what was so funny.
Spain broke………………again.
Prussia grinned, his so awesome grin, and motioned the French man to follow.
They walked side by side until they reached Prussia's house.
Inside, after a brief hello to a bright Italy and stoic Germany, Prussia turned on the computer.
It hummed merrily, screen flickering on, waving its four colored flag.
Prussia clicked on a shortcut and a screen popped up.
France looked at Prussia confused now.
Google? France asked, raising an eyebrow.
Prussia looked ready to cry his eyes out.
Tap, tap, tap tap, went the keyboard as Prussia clicked the lettered keys.
French military victories, was what was typed in the search box.
France puffed up in pride, thinking, this is going to be great……………………..
Then saw the Google error page.
And the Fatal words.
Did you mean French military defeats?
Let's just say that Prussia is going to need to buy a new computer.
He he he, lol. I just had an urge to write a crack fic about France finding about the Google joke. Sounds like France won for once. Oh and if you really want to look it up, you have to type in French military victories and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button they have next to search.