Deadpool Vs batman:

Batman:
Your ass must get jealous of your mouth, cause you're talkin bullshit
Mentally unstable mercenary? Well I'm Batman bitch
Stealthy take-downs, you know you can't touch this.
Letting this psycho walk the streets is Injustice
You're less threatening than the Joker, while I'm a verbal executor
Do everybody a favor and shut the fuck up Freddy Krueger
You're just a failed experiment, you belong in Arkham Aslylum
Give you an ass beating that you can't regenerate from
Your head is so big, better film your movie in wide screen
Cancer ridden Deathstroke copycat, I'd rather battle Wolverine
I'm more beast than Killer Croc while I'm on this beat
After this, the only thing you'll be spittin is teeth
Prepare to go on another date with Death, cause thats where you're headed
You just got burned Wade, pun-intended.
My lyrics are qualified to be in the Weapon X program, FYI
I'm betting billions on you Wade, cause it's your turn to die

Deadpool:
Why so serious? Stop beating up on cats and clowns
I wish you were a real bat, because they don't make any sound
I could take on the entire Justice League because I'm AWWWWWEEEESOME!
You're not even trusted by the people of Gotham
You don't kill? Well i'll kill you fast cause I'd hate to make you suffer
I know how you like to give Robin your Bat-grapple under-cover
You're crazy to challenge me! Yeah you're really loony
I'd assinate you, but isn't that animal cruelty?
Just like your gadgets, you're also just a tool
I'm teleporting in and out of Talia Al Ghul
Batarangs versus my machine gun? I wonder how that felt
Maybe you can find a better verse on your fucking utility belt!
I can't die Mr. batshit crazy! So hide in your shadows and cower
Think you're so tough? At least i have superpowers!
I may be disfigured, but i can still make your kitty purr
It's a shame i can't die cause i can't stand another verse

Batman:
Batman begins, and Batman returns.
Batman's forever, here to give you some more third degree burns
The Dark Knight is rising, this Riddler is falling
Hop in my Batmobile cause Copy Cat is calling
You're egotistical and annoying. I am the worlds greatest detective
I'll stuff you in a box and send it to Stryker, labled "defective"
Do you ever shut up? I don't mean to get personal
But I'm a playboy and my rhymes are gettin terminal
Your only superpower is making me iratated
My methods of torture range from really unsophisticated
To the most complicated machinations
To mash your face in, with patterned lacerations that are fascinating
But it's evident i'm a vigilant militant
Willing to kill them with a brilliant diligent skill
I don't wanna make fun of the sick and ugly, but your time has gone and went
Which name do you prefer? Hush, Solomon Grundy or Harvey dent!

Deadpool:
Get ready Catwoman, cause just like me my rhymes are sick
Deep voice takin' it deep with Grayson's Dick
Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT YOUR PARENTS
Don't worry Batty, cause you're gonna see them in a second
Enough dead parent jokes, I promise, let's start a clean slate
I don't wanna make you cry to Martha and Thomas... Oh wait
I'm the Pokemon master and I gotta catch 'em all!
Wait wrong franchise, i'll still break you like i break the fourth wall!
Come out of your little Batcave, so i can freeze you like Mr. Freeze
Spiderman, Thor and Hulk. Marvel dominates DC
What's on my mind? Chimichangas and boobies and even more boobies
The Merc with the Mouth, rhymes iller than Poison Ivy
Time for some slicey dicey fun, go join the rest of your family
You may be rich but you can't buy yourself a flow, frighten you more than Scarecrow
Give you a bam bam bam bam bam bam than off to the morgue we go!
Prepare to feel the pain Mr. Bruce Wayne, you're gonna get slain cause my rhymes are insane
The voices in my brain are telling me to break you just like Bane!
I'm bored. I'd rather watch a play, is this all you got?
But just like your parents, i figure you deserve a shot