A Very Weasley Christmas

When you're a Weasley you deck the halls with Dragon Flames and startled calls,
You tease your brothers and sister too,
for all Wizards know they have a few.
With stockings hung haphazardly
and questionable objects stuck to the tree.
With shrieking calls of yuletide cheer,
and anxious but excited atmospheres.
With tilted ceilings and tilted trees,
With thuds and booms and laughs and squeaks.
With gnomes and owls flung on the chimney without care,
With wild textbooks running a muck,
and red heads patting Potters on the head for good luck.
With all of this and tons tons more,
I wish you a very Weasley Christmas,
with lots of fun in store.