Red vs. Blue, Containment
After playing a few rounds of Halo 2's containment, I got the idea to stick the characters of Red versus Blue in a new base… Anyway, the story takes place near the end of season three. I've got the same idiots, different boxed canyon. Enjoy!
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Caboose was amusing himself on the gun turret at blue base. It had been a while since he had last had a good play time, so he had asked Church if he could play with the "purple birdie" near the turret… needless to say, it hadn't lasted long. Caboose had hit several land mines, and much like Sheila, Bob (the Banshee) was swiftly destroyed. So Caboose was forced to seek new amusement
"Hmm… if nap time comes before play time… flashy light time should be…"
Caboose's already slow thought pattern was interrupted by gunfire. He looked out to see Tucker, and Church running towards the base…
'It must be running time…' Caboose thought to himself, and quickly got off the turret, running into the base.
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Meanwhile, Church and Tucker had reached the gate's lock. Church took up a position looking outside the small shelter and aimed his sniper rifle. Tucker, meanwhile, was struggling with the gate controls.
"Come on man! It's not that hard!" Church yelled.
"Gimme a break! It's not my fault! How was I supposed to know the pink dude wasn't a hot chick?" Tucker shouted back at his teammate.
"What IS it with you and trying to picking up women?" Church demanded "If Caboose hadn't blown up the Banshee, you probably would have tried to pick up chicks with that too!"
Tucker stopped and turned to Church.
"… I might have." He answered with a hopeful tone.
"Still, I gotta admit. Way to traumatize the other team there Tucker. Good job there man." Church said laughing.
"…This gets out to no-one, got it?" Tucker asked as he finally got the gate opened.
"Dude, I'm as embarrassed as you are…" Church said as they ran to the base.
Church turned to see the warthog fly over the ridge separating the two sides. He fired two poorly aimed shots (both of which missed) and continued running behind Tucker.
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Simmons aimed the gun turret on the warthog as Sarge drove the warthog towards the blue base. Grif had been left behind to try to calm down a very scared Donut. Simmons opened fire on the retreating blues. They were only meters away from the base.
"Stop trying to hit those bastards and just hit them already!" Sarge yelled.
"Yes, sir. Sorry, sir, I thought it would be a good idea to taunt them a bit before taking them down." Simmons answered.
"You're not here to think! You're here to follow orders… more specifically my orders. Got it?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Now kill those hormonally charged emus!" Sarge yelled.
At that, Simmons stopped firing and turned to Sarge.
"Those what?" Simmons asked.
"… What? You got another animal you wanna suggest?" Sarge demanded, stopping the jeep.
"Well, how about rabbit sir?" Simmons suggested.
"The hell's a rabbit, son?" The confused Sarge asked.
"A small furry mammal native to Earth, sir." Simmons answered.
"What the hell is it with you people and making up animals? Do you want me to get out my list of mystical creatures again?" Sarge asked him.
"Never mind sir. Emu is fine." Simmons sighed as he took aim and fired again at the blues as they entered their base.
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Sweet, first chapter's done! Hope you enjoyed it! Please R&R. I should be updating soon. Just leave a few comments