Left 4 Naruto
It was another normal day in the hidden leaf village. Naruto had finished his mission was looking to go home for some ramen and downtime. As he was walking home, he noticed storm clouds gathering in the sky and looked upwards at them. As he did, Sakura bumped into him and they both fell to the ground. "Watch where you are going, Naruto," said Sakura as she got up and walked away.
Naruto smirked and threw a kunai towards her. It whizzed by her and slammed against a ladder that was holding a blue paint bucket on the top rung. Sakura turned around to yell at Naruto, but was cut short as the paint bucket landed on her head covering her in blue paint. Naruto heard a muffling sound coming from her and saw her run towards him.
"Oh crap," he said as he got up and started to run but bumped into Shikamaru. "Watch it, Naruto," said Shikamaru as he tried to get up but was accidently kicked in the face by a blind Sakura. Suddenly, Lee appeared behind Sakura and started to pry the bucket off her head, but Sakura kept squirming so much.
With a loud pop, Lee pulled the bucket off Sakura's head and accidently banged Hinata in the head as she was walking behind him. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck down and zapped the bucket including the closest five ninjas. With a flash, all five ninjas disappeared into thin air.
Naruto slowly opened his eyes and noticed all his knocked out friends around him. He looked around and saw weird things. There was a bed, a chair, a box with fuzzy grey stuff showing, and a pistol. "Where am I?" Naruto asked himself.
Suddenly, the only door in the room was knocked down a disfigured human being ran into the screaming. It ran straight for Naruto and swiped at him, but Naruto ducked and kicked him out the window. However, the weird figure thing grabbed the window ledge and started to climb back in, but was shot at and fell.
Naruto turned around to see a young women holding dual pistols. "Who are you?" she asked. "I'm Naruto, who the hell are you and what the hell was that?" "I'm Zoey and that was an infected," she said with a smirk.