1. I am not allowed to switch occupations with my Arch Nenemis.
It all started with an argument over who could do who's join better. A small matter really, bit of course the three had to complicate things. In a matter of time a deal was stuck which was how they fount theirselves in her arch nenemis' trademark outfits.
Red was in Nigel's emerald suit, hair slicked back, and suitcase in hand. Honestly, he had cleaned up quite well, drawing hungry gazes with ever graceful step he too. Personally, it annoyed Red but he kept Nigel's usual smile in place as he waltzed right into MI6 HeadQuarters. They was no way in Hell was he going to lose this bet to those two.
Nigel narrowed his emerald eyes as he moved through the bushes, stopping every few steps to glance around and shout 'clear'. Now where was the current Enemy Number One?
Buck Rockgut stared in utter confusion at the directions to Red's current project. If he was reading this correctly the blue wire should connect to the red... Right? Taking a chance, he swiftly connected the wires before ducking under the lab table...
Nothing. Sighing in relief, Buck stood.
BOOM!
An angry scream filled the hidden lair.
Red hummed softly as he filed Nigel's paperwork for the day. He could hear people rushing around outside the office but paid it no mind. Ah, they must have finally have gotten to viewing their own security films. As if to prove him right the door was flung open to revile The Commander, leader of MI6, and several Agents. Red looked up in annoyance, "Do you mind? I'm trying to work."
The Commander stared at the three men before him, wondering how he got stuck with three children stuck in adults' bodies.
"No, just no. You will all change back into your own clothes and then Red will leave."
Seeing them about to protest The Commander raised his Hand.
"Look, Red is a villain. THE villain, Penguin Enemy Number One, he lucky I'm even allowing him to leave instead of throwing him into prison. Now Red, change then leave."
He chose to pretend that he didn't see the villain or the two penguin agents pouting as Red left.