Prologue
Yeah that's right I'm the biggest badass you will ever meet and you better not forget it. I have everything that other girls don't. I got the looks the body and the muscles that do the talking for me. I also got everything that guys don't have. I really don't care about what any of you think of me 'cause chances are I'm not going to be around long enough to care.
Okay so maybe I'm not that conceited, but I am the biggest badass you will ever meet. And I think that I am quite sexy and it has gotten me very far in my life.
Now I'm moving and going to a new school. This is no surprise to me since I move about 2-3 times a year. Yeah I know that's a lot but it's not my fault.
Now I always try to make a lasting impression on every school I attend since I have nothing better to do. I guess you could say that its my mission in life. I always take the position a being the biggest 1 badass in every school I go to. And I never have any problems doing this 'cause no one can beat me.
But I can tell you one thing.
Badass Girl + Badass Guy = Big Ass Problem