Short and Cracky

by Warp Ligia Obscura

Getting in on the shorts craze. May contain crack. Rated just in case. Content and pairings, if applicable, will vary. Chapter 3: Newcomer's Confusion. Reinforce/Yuuno

1. Material Aspirations

SHORT AND CRACKY

Authored by Warp Ligia Obscura

Disclaimer: The Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha original concept does not belong to me, as do any of the characters and concepts not mine. Concepts and characters variably registered in Japan, the United States of America and other countries around the world. Used without official permission. No challenge to their status intended. All Rights Reserved to their respective owners. This is a work of fiction. Any real-world events, locations, organisations or persons cited are used fictitiously for parody or satire purposes and strictly not to be taken as a proper reflection of their actual self.

Originally posted: 08 June 2010

Content: Materials/Yuuno

Material Aspirations

"Seikou! Seikou! Where have you been? You've been out the whole night!" Material-L squealed as Material-S closed the door behind her and put her shoes on the shoe rack.

With all the dullness of eating an insipid meal, Material-S lifted her skirt. "I prevailed on Yuuno Scrya to copulate with me."

Material-L stared for a long while, trying to figure out what Material-S had just said, then jumped in surprise. "Seikou, you... you... you..."

Material-S did not bat an eyelid. "I fail to see what is so surprising."

"Congratulations, sister of ours!" Material-D said, clapping. Joy was written all over her face, although there was something off about her expression. "How was it?"

"It was... physically pleasant." Material-S freed one hand to rub her chin. "I do not understand why Nanoha does not seek this union. It is mutually beneficial."

''Why ask such things, Seikou? Their loss is our gain! Take us along the next time you, uh, visit him!" Material-L clasped her hands together and squealed, her eyes seemingly sparkling.

"Well said, our sister," Material-D said, firmly squeezing Material-L's shoulder. "We shall free Scrya of whatever regrets he may have for failing to claim Takamachi, Testarossa and Yagami."

=Damn-section-splitting=

A/N: I decided to get in on the shorts craze.

You can look up my intended interpretation in the AnimeSuki thread. Post 3084941.