Yo Guys geo here and welcome to Luan's Laughing Smoochie!
Luan Loud stood in front of a camera with a smile on her face as a clown wig dropped from the sky.
"Hey My Wig! Folks I'm going to show you something you'll love!" Luan picked up the wig and wore it as she coughed out a scarf and started pulling them from her mouth and made a small pile on the floor.
"Looks like I shouldn't SCARFED! down this meal! hehehe Get it?" She laughed as she kept pulling the scarves until one got stuck mid pull. "Huh?" Luan grunted as she lightly tugged on it trying to get it out she kept pulling until she managed to get it unstuck but lightly choked on her spit.
"Phew! that was close but anyway time to continue!" She cheered as she kept pulling however had Luan been paying attention she would've noticed that she wasn't pulling her scarves she was pulling out her intestines that had gone multi-colored from the dye off the scarves.
Luan started to get weary and tired as she kept pulling as her stomach got smaller and smaller with each pull as she was also loosing blood from the ordeal.
"A...A...A...Al...most there!" She groaned as the scarves once again got stuck feeling winded luan struggled to pull it loose with one more final tug she dislodged the scarf and her freshly beating heart with a shocked look on her face Luan held up her heart and gave a weak. "Ta...Da!" Before her eyes rolled up into her Skull and she fell forward dead into the bloody pile.
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Luan Loud stood in front of a camera with a smile on her face. When her unicycle and a box of things fell down next to her.
"Ok Folks today I'm going to do some juggling for you!" Luan said as she got on her unicycle and pulled out a cloth. "However today is gonna be different for as you can see I'm gonna juggle blind-folded!" Luan slipped on the Blind-Fold and wheeled herself over to the box and reached in without Looking.
"Now where're those bowling pins?" She muttered as she Unknowingly Pulled out 4 Large Knives by the handles. "Ahhh here they are let the juggling commence!" Luan said as she tossed the knives up and started to juggle them perfectly.
"Oh man here's hoping I don't BOWL! over! Hehehe Get it?" She joked as she tossed the knives in the air and posed. "Ta Da!" Luan said just as one of the knives imbedded itself within her shoulder. "AHHHHHHHH! GET IT OUT GET IT...AHHHHHHH!" Luan screamed as the 2nd knife grazed her cheek and landed in the ground Luan peeked up from her blindfold just as the 3rd Knife Landed directly into her eye in a fit of Panic Luan Slipped off the Unicycle and Landed face first on the ground killing herself as the knife in her eye went Directly through her skull as the 4th Knife Landed itself into her back.
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Luan Loud stood in front of a camera with a smile on her face as a helium Tank and a box of balloons landed next to her.
"And Now Folks Luan Loud presents!...Flying Balloon Animals!" Luan said as she stretched out a Balloon and cut the helium Tank on to inflate said Balloon.
"I hope You're ready for a POPPING good time!" She joked as she twisted the Balloon into a giraffe Luan smiled as she pulled a toothpick from her pocket and put it in the Balloon Animal's hand and let it float through the air.
"Presto! huh Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase You'll float too huh?" She chuckled as she noticed her voice was getting higher.
"Didn't know there was Weed here i'm starting to get HIGH!...HEHEHEHE Get it?" She laughed as she found herself getting hard to breath.
"Ok time for my next...Animal...maybe...i'll….make...a...a...*COUGH COUGH COUGH*…." Luan hacked as she started to choke on the helium she rushed over to the Tank and struggled to turn it off but to no avail Luan began to panic as her face started to turn Blue and in a fit of rage she kicked the tank over only to Knock the Spout off and cause it fly all over the room and Lodge itself into her mouth Luan soon began to feel her stomach slowly expand and inflate due to the helium as she tried to remove the tank from her mouth...Luckily she managed to do just that and even managed to get some fresh air.
"Phew! Glad that's over!" She said as her voice was still High and her body still inflated. Luan looked up and saw the Giraffe floating gently down to her Toothpick still in hand.
"Well folks look who's back to say hello!" She said as the Giraffe landed toothpick first onto her stomach and...well.
*EXPLODE!* Luan's entire body exploded in a Bloody mess.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
And thus ends Smoochie 1 and that guys was chapter 1 of my new story Happy Loud Friends every 5 or so Chapters i'll provide you guys with a new Smoochie to see who get's maimed in what bloody fashion anyway Guys next time...Ya Know what I have a better Idea I'll let you guys choose what's next by that I Mean you guys can think of scenario Where anyone from the Loud house can be put in a...Happy...Situation and explain to me what happens there are a few rules though you have to explain Who dies, How they die and How the chapter ends you know like a regular episode of happy tree friends and no none of the HTF Cast will appear in the story just letting you know that now anyway guys I have some good news Love and war and all of my older stories are now off hiatus...….No seriously I mean it this time look i'll be honest with you guys I was going to just Scrap all my old stories Because my life sucks however something awesome recently happened that gave me my old spark back and well here we are Happy Loud Friends will be one of the Last stories I post for awhile as all my time will be focusing on updating my old one.