Hello all! Thanks for checking this out, first of all. You're awesome. But you know what else is awesome? Fiction. Fiction is awesome because anything can happen in fiction land. It's my theory that JDOX is real. I actually think that Dr. Cox was written to be in love with JD, mask it by using girls' names, being hesitant to showing JD affection, being jealous when there's really no other explanations, and on top of all of that, JD is really the only one that can get through to the guy-he influences Dr. Cox in ways no one else has been able to. I think JD was actually written to be in love with Dr. Cox, and the obvious starter is that he's immediately obsessed and clingy towards him, gets jealous but plays it off by distraction via girls (which he always ends up sabotaging because it's not what he really wants, until finally, he settles), constantly wants to hug him, and be involved in his life. Nothing happens between them in the show, in theory, (my theory lol) because Dr. Cox is so shut off, hyper masculine, doesn't want to admit it and JD doesn't want to admit it to himself either or scare the older doctor away so he plays it off like he thinks of him as a father-figure, which further deters Dr. Cox. Call me crazy, idc I'm going to believe it anyway. I do not own Scrubs and have no way of knowing if any of that is forreal true.
This is SLASH! If you don't like, don't read! Also, fair warning, mentions of bullying & suicide.
No character deaths!
Thanks homies! (:
Starts off in Season 3, "My Fifteen Seconds"
JD POV
"Are you as into this as I am?" Danni asked me, nuzzled against my chest. "If I wasn't crazy about you, would I be willing to do this?" I responded, getting out of bed to do the naked chicken dance that my uncle Bart had taught me. "Oom oom dah! Oom oom pah pah!" I exclaimed, kicking my legs as Danni giggled at me. I thought to myself that life couldn't get much better than this. Here I was, dancing naked in front of a girl I just slept with at my mentor's apartment. Not to mention she was Perry's ex-wife's sister. Somehow I felt closer to Dr. Cox, having had sex in his apartment and within the family.
In the middle of my kicking, Dr. Cox barges in as I quickly cover my manhood, or what he would probably refer to as my ladyhood. "Ok! Now just because Jordan thinks it's cute that you're violating her little sister doesn't mean that you can use my guest room for your nerdy g-rated sex capades. And oh my god, what are you doing with my little boy you sick, sick bastard!" I looked down to see that I had grabbed a picture of Dr. Cox's son to cover my unmentionables, "My bad," I said, quickly grabbing a different picture to cover up. I might faint if he mocks me right now. Oooh I feel dizzy…Dr. Cox gawked at what now was a picture of him. "It's a beautiful shot of you," I said. He grabbed it out of my hands, "Come here," and began waving his finger at me, "You filthy, filthy boy!" Heading toward the door, he waved his finger at Danni, "Filthy girl! Filthy girl!" and slammed the door. Danni cooed my genitals, "Aww are you okay, lil buddy?" My eyes widened. Nooooooo! Not only did Danni just refer to my lil buddy as lil buddy…ahh, now I'm saying it…But Dr. Cox just saw me in the nude doing something very embarrassing…
Dr. Cox POV
"I'm about to set a new record for projectile vomiting," I say, disgusted by Newbie and Danni's public saliva exchange as we stood outside of the hospital. "Come on. It reminds me of my sexiest kiss. Our honeymoon, standing waist-deep in the ocean. I think you were in at the bar," Jordan said, looking off into space. "Oookay, gotta go," I said, now feeling overwhelmed with repulsion. As I turned and saw Beatrices' eyes closed, eating her bimbo girlfriend's face off, a tidal wave hit me from the sight. I winced and I whacked Newbie on the arm, storming inside, "Come on!" Hearing a thud, and figuring that Candy ran straight into the automatic doors she enters every day, I turned to see him following after me, rubbing his head.
"You know, one time I hit my head so hard, I actually saw cartoon birds. Then I realized I was in pediatrics and it was just the wallpaper." He grinned. I stopped and turned. "Stunning. Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the fire while your lips whisper, 'No, no, no' but your eyes scream 'yes, yes, oh big daddy yes!' But when you're dating Jordan's sissy-poo it forces me to spend time with you outside of the hospital and I just won't have that, so heeere's the deal—don't wanna have dinner with you, don't want to go bowling with you, and I never ever again want to walk into my kitchen and hear you say, 'Hey, it's waffle time, waffle time, won't you have some waffles of mine.'" Loretta sings the last line with me. "Bottom line, we'll be bestest friends for everest if you just keep your face out of my face. Uh-huh!" I flicked my hands at Newbie and left just to have him follow me straight into a patients' room and stand as close as he possibly can to me. I glare. "…What? She's my patient too," he said.
AAAAnd as luck would have it, my own personal demon dragged me out to a carnival with her, her sister, and Newbie. "Whack-a-mole" definitely let me get my frustration out. "Well you have done it. Instead of being at home drinking whiskey through my son's sippy cup, I'm actually at a carnival with you...surrounded by piles of manure, even though I've yet to see a single animal." I said. A pensive look overcame his face, with his hands on his hips, "That is weird."
"Uh-huh. I'll tell you what. How about we head on over there and if you can raise that hammer above your head with those chicken bones you call arms, I'll let you take a free whack at my dome." Well that didn't come out right. Newbie better not read into that. "First of all, I already raised the hammer and the only reason I didn't ring the bell is that the game is obviously rigged." Newbie explains, but is interrupted by a dad congratulating his small son for ringing the bell. "Look, the only positive thing about this situation is that it's driving you crazy and there's nothing you can do about it," he says and actually winks at me. My damn heart fluttered at his accusation, and I tensed, unable to speak. Newbie looks into my eyes for a moment without saying anything, and smiles at me. He turned and walked, without giving me time to react. When we began walking to the she-devils, anger began welling up inside of me. I'm going to make the kid pay for that. I am naawwt being driven crazy by anything.
So, we got on the ferris wheel…all four of us. In the same seat. Newbie was leaning girlishly towards Danni as I crept my arms crossed, fuming. "You know Danni, I think it's amazing that you're actually comfortable dating JD what with him having nailed Jordan and all." The ferris wheel jammed to a stop right at the stop as a man yelled that we'd be up there for an hour. I grinned delightfully as Newbie grabbed the railing, tensing in fear. "I don't feel so good," he says.
JD POV
After seeing how angry Danni was, but for a different reason, Dr. Cox actually felt guilty for trying to sabotage our relationship and all four of us went to dinner. However, we ended up having to cut it short to take care of a patient who was about to be discharged when she needed us the most. Danni and I decided to go our separate ways afterwards, it turned out she was feeling it more than me. I hugged my pillow, yawned and then sighed. Dr. Cox sure can be childish sometimes. I know that he doesn't want to see me but why did he take it that far? Well he is a good person even though he's childish or he wouldn't have made it up to us. But I mean, am I really that annoying to him? I know he doesn't hate me or he wouldn't of even of felt guilty to begin with. I swung my feet over the edge of my bed and made my way to the kitchen.
Carla came out of their room and greeted me before sitting on the couch, "Morning, Bambi." I gave her a quick wave. Turk was eating some Cap'n Soft on the couch. He liked to let the Crunch sit in the milk because the dangerous cereal cut the roof of his mouth. "Hey Chocolate Bear, any of the captain left for me?" I asked, skipping to the fridge. "Go get you some of that captain goodness, my man," Turk replied with a mouthful. "Speaking of captain goodness," I began, as I went to sit next to him with my bowl, internally congratulating myself on my awesome segue, "Dr. Cox invited me, Danni, and Jordan to dinner the last night. He felt guilty for trying to break Danni and I up. Turk, why do you think he would do that? I mean why would he try to break us up?"
C-Bear looked over his bowl at me, with creased brows, "I don't know man. That man has some serious issues." I looked off pensively for a moment. "Yeah, guess he just doesn't want me around," I mumbled finally, shoving a spoonful into my mouth. "Oh please, if Dr. Cox didn't want you around then you wouldn't still be around by now." Carla chimed in. She did know Dr. Cox better than me, she'd known him longer. "But Carla, I'm his mentee, he has to be around me. He tried to break up my girlfriend and I so that he didn't have to spend time with me outside of work," I reasoned. Carla shrugged at me, "But he felt bad about it. Maybe he was just jealous." Turk and I both stopped eating to stare at the crazy curly haired woman. Dr. Cox…jealous? Was she sleep talking? Why was my heart beating so hard? Carla started laughing as we continued to stare. "That was good, right?" she teased. I forced a laugh. Must escape situation. I abruptly got up to clean my bowl. Come to think of it, besides Jordan, Carla probably knew Dr. Cox better than anyone and even she didn't believe that. She joked about it. Carla has never been a good practical joker. Wait…but why does that bother me? I shook my head of my thoughts. Urgh, come on J-Dizzle, get a hold on yourself.
As I stood in front of my favorite urinal in the entire hospital, I imagined how all of the different people in my life act when they're jealous. I tilted my head and drifted off.
Carla and I are snuggled against each other on the couch and Turk walks into the apartment. "JD? Carla? What do you guys think you're doing?!"he exclaims. "Oh, we're in love now, SCB. Snooze you lose!" Turk huffs and storms out to go find powdery donuts.
Turk and I snuggled on the couch and Elliot walks in. "JD! What the frick! I can't believe that you would do this to me *high pitched blabber that no one could possibly understand*" and slams the door behind her.
Elliot and I are snuggled on the couch and Carla walks in. Aw who am I kidding, Carla would be the strong and silent type in that situation, but she would definitely slam the door on her way out.
I had been daydreaming for so long that I didn't notice when Dr. Cox had come into the bathroom and began vigorously washing his hands. Good thing I was done peeing or I would've stopped midstream. What's wrong with you Mr. Peeps? How could you even suggest such a thing? I blinked away the thought and scurried to go wash my hands next to him.
"Say, Newbie, when you use the bathroom do you always spend two hours hugging the potty after you're done just to hurry over next to me the minute I make myself known or are you just on your period? Because, Nancy, I will gladly go ask a nurse for a tampon if you are that desperate for one that you feel the need to bleed yourself dry before going back to work," Dr. Cox rants as I bore my eyes into the side of his face.
He began drying his hands with a paper towel right as I finished washing my hands. I needed a towel too. I held my hands in the air and stared as he continued, "Sally, if you keep staring at me with those big puppy dog eyes, I will have to consider giving you up for adoption because I do not have the time or energy to take care of a needy pooch today."
I'm not that needy! Flustered, I hurriedly reached around him and dried my hands as quickly as I could, trying to make it out the door first so I could give a dramatic exit. "You know what, Dr. Cox, fine, I'll leave you alone. You won't have to be bothered by me anymore. From now on, you'll have the strictly professional relationship you've always wanted," I told him with wide eyes, hand on the door. Dr. Cox clasped his hands and looked upwards, "You've been listening. Thanks, big guy. Valerie finally got it through layers of her coconut moussed up hair, right through to her thick skull. Really, you've outdone yourself this time." I swung the door open and briskly walked away, seething. I hadn't been this angry in a while. I won't be able to keep up with this forever, but I'm going to hold out as long as I can. He'll break. I know he secretly wants me around. I know he'll break. I hope he breaks.