WARNING: THIS IS A VERY RANDOM STORY WITH RANDOM PEOPLE, THINGS AND... UM... THINGS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RANDOMNESS, THEN GO AWAY AND READ SOMETHING ELSE (PREFERABLY ONE OF MY OTHER FANFICS). IF YOU LIKE RANDOMNESS, WELCOME! HAVE FUN, AND YEAH.

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He looked up and smiled.

"Momma, I'm gonna make ya proud! PROUD, I TELL YOU!" He shouted.

Grabbing the potion, he tossed the contents into the coffee machine. All that work. His seven seconds of calculations would not go wrong. Maybe. Anyways, he skipped away like a majestic horse eating mince pie, proud and accomplished.

Two point three three three three three seconds later, he exploded.

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"SOREN AND GABRIEL GET YOUR BUTTS OUTTA HERE WE'RE GONNA MISS THE PROMO AND THESE TICKETS WON'T LAST FOREVER!" Ellie shouted, being a cow.

"SORRY! WE'RE HERE!" Soren teleported out of nowhere with Gabriel. "WE'RE NOT GONNA MISS THIS THING!"

"YEAH, EVEN GRIEFING CANT OVERTAKE THE POWER OF COFFEE PROMOS!" Magnus (who randomly came back to life and creating a small plot hole somewhere in the world) agreed.

So Soren and Gabriel did hurry up and together, Ellegaard, Magnus , Gabriel and Soren ran into the Hard Rock café. Ivor, irritated by their ridiculous behaviour, jogged to catch up, and tripped and fell into a small plot hole with the corpse of a strange guy in it.

"Good for him" He thought as he tried to return to the others in the Order.

By the time Ivor was inside, the café was insanity. Someone had tossed waaaay too much sugar into the coffee, and it looked like swiftness potion was added, too. The Order was running around like lunatics.

"THIS IS DA BEEEEEEEEST!" Ellie screamed, while at the same time jumping on a slime block.

"I KNOW!" Soren replied.

Jesse and his twin sister Jessica entered, but Gabriel shoved the contaminated coffee down their throats and also went on crazy sugar rushes.

"HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS?!" Jesse shouted.

"I DUNNO!" Jessica also shouted.

Petra entered after hearing the noise, facepalmed, and went to get Axel who also facepalmed, who went to get Olivia but she was AFK, so he went to get Lukas and Lukas came and winced as Magnus blew something up. He HAD built the place by himself.

"Okay, I think we can fix this. Just make sure that Isa and Benedict don't appear and start noticing all the marshmallows on the ground..." Axel said.

A second later, Isa and Benedict appeared out of nowhere, and her eyes dilated rapidly and she started picking up all the mallows and throwing them at people.

"Maybe Milo and Reggie can come and stop this"

But they were both in the sugar hype, arm-wrestling on the counter.

"The Blaze Rods might eve-"

"Axel, stop!" Lukas said, but it was too late. The Blaze Rods waltzed in and started making ridiculous shipping names.

"Ok, ok. I just wanted to say that at least the WitherStorm won't appear" They glared at Axel with fury and waited for something bad to happen but nothing did. "Oh, thank-"

Suddenly, a baby WitherStorm floated into the room holding a water gun.

"THIS IS MINECRAAAAAAFT!"

Milk poured out of the gun and splattered all the hyped people. The sugar rush quickly ran off, and they were standing around all confused.

"Let us never speak of this. Ever" Gabriel stated, and they all agreed.

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What do you think? This is a random thing I made up in bed.

But do you want more? If you do, then AWESOME! If not then too bad, Im still doing it!

Cya!

The Ender Pickaxe.