LA California, about 30 minutes into the movie...
Johnathan: Get the kids. California is going down!
Kate:(over phone) The governer just said everything was okay.
Johnathan: He's an actor, he's reading from a script!..
Kate: Well, SO ARE YOU John..whatever your name is!
Johnathan: Cusack! John Cusack! You should know this!
Kate: So..uh, yeah...you were right. I guess there is an earthquake.
Johnathan: I'll be right there! And I'm bringing a boombox!
Kate: Please don't...
Johnathan: Come on..
Kate: Your movies suck!
Later, on the deck of the ark...
John hangs up his cell phone.
Johnathan: Damn!
Kate: What's wrong?
Johnathan: I was just talking to an agent. Our insurance doesn't cover the apocolypse.
Kate: I KNEW we should've gotten that apocalypse coverage!
The arks arrive in Africa. The local tribes and civilized and mostly intact country of Africa welcome the people on the arks. They soon learn that all other known continents have sunken.
Johnathan: I want cheeseburgers.
John is delusional from the sudden heat. The locals give him shelter in a nearby tent. A translator is found.
Johnathan: Have any of you seen any movies?
Translator: Yes.
Johnathan: What's your favorite.
Translator: Anything WITHOUT John Cusack.
Johnathan: MOTHER FU-
THE END!