A/N: This is purely out of fun. My friends and I had to do this for a project once, but that's it. We own this poem, but definitely not the "Green Eggs and Ham" title. And where would I be without Sam I am? He's not mine either. I know, 'tis sad.
Green Eggs and Ham - The Sequel (short)
After I met that Sam I Am,
I learned to love green eggs and ham,
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I've tried so many different meals,
Like yellow squid and furry veals.
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And spotted turtle with smiley fish,
There really is no better dish.
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But there is one dish, I do recall,
The best dish, the best of all.
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Green eggs and ham, of course of course!
I've said that twice but I must enforce.
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I'll never lose my exotic taste,
That got me to try that pudding paste.
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But I've really gained a lot of weight,
I should stop before it's too late.
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But Sam I am, you helped me so,
When they offer me food, I can't say no.
You've been up, you've been about
But you helped me grow, inside and OUT.