A/N Hey its ForgottenKunai here! I decided to write a fanfiction series taking news articles and showing how the countries think of what's going on. Now onward!
Facebook adds Samaritans suicide risk alert system
"WTF, what is America coming up with now?" Ireland said, looking at the news. Her blonde brother leaned over to see what she was reading.
"I don't know Ireland, I have no clue what that hamburger freak is up to most of the time" England sighed.
"You would think he would act more like you, considering he was one of your colonies" Scotland said before returning to his bagpipes. They weren't working and he was trying to figure out what was wrong.
"You guys don't act like me" England said, returning to his cup of tea.
"That's because we had our own culture" Wales said, playing cards with Northern Ireland and Sealand.
"Too true boyo" Northern Ireland said, he was the second youngest of the siblings. He inherited his sister's language and terminology, much to England's disdain.
"It says that all of the tests have been true suicide cases, no hoaxes yet" Ireland kept reading.
"I think that helps you more than us Ireland" Scotland said. Ireland glared at him.
"I was only ranked 35 with the suicide rate I had during 2009. Canada, Switzerland, Poland, and the USSR nations have higher rates than me" Ireland said quickly.
"Lithuania always has a high suicide rate" Wales said as they continued their game.
"I don't have a suicide rate!" Sealand exclaimed happily.
"You have, what, one family living there? Of course you don't have much of one" Scotland said.
"Though if even one committed suicide you would spike to somewhere near Lithuania boyo" Northern Ireland said.
"True, you don't even have 100,000 people in Sealand boyo" Ireland added.
"Score one for Erin, score zip for England and Sealand" Scotland said, using the Irish term for Ireland.
"Since when did I get involved in this debate?" England asked.
"Since you incorporated Wales and Scotland into Great Britain/UK" Wales replied.
"Yes! I win! New game!" Northern Ireland yelled. He then reshuffled the deck and passed out a new set of cards to Wales, Sealand, and himself.
A/N Sorry it was so short, but that article wasn't that long. What a normal day, reading the newspaper and talking about suicide rates in various countries. I'll get to posting another article with a different group of characters talking about it.
Article is from BBC News
Suicide Rates are from Wikipedia