A/N u hve my objectione pal
Su phonix was on his favorite subreddot wen he saw "Phoenix Wright is a CRIMINAL". "Maya wtf is dis, im de gud guy" pheonxi sys. but maya was ace gametheohry fanboi so she tried 2 lock phoenix up in prisooon.
"damn it maya, i cant escaap from prisooon 2nd. dat wuld be borieeeng" phoenix scrims. "oh sorree pheonix" and maya triede 2 let nick out but de guard in the corner was actually /u/JamSa! "Lol u dumb, dis has nothingk 2 du with Ace Atorney. U stuupid".
but poenix down godoted him so harde he became meekins partenr. "drat, downgodoted again". "aLRIGHT maya, I gottta defond meeself" sys phoenix hand he went 2 court.
IN CHOURT
"All rise" sys udgey "is de prosekution rdy?". "your handsome prosecutor is hear!" sys matpat. "u wot? im not even guiltee. lets get dis ovber wit" sys pheonxi.
"Alrite ur honor dis is my case." and matpat takes 10 minutes 2 says "phoenix held de note frum court". Udgey luuks confuzzled while poeniix trys 2 kill himself eets so dumb. "m8, i showed dat note 2 gummyshue like 5 minutes after i found it"
"but but, ja-merica laws!" matpat sys. "wat? even terry fawles findes dat dumb" phoenix sys. "OBJECTION! its juste a theory, a game thheory1!" sys matpat wit his sumg face wit de hand (u know it).
"OBJECTION! ur theory sucxks" phoenix scrims. "wat. but my theories r always rite!" matpat yellz. "Sans is ness" phoenix sys.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" hand matpat breaks down 4 liek 2 minutes. "hey udgey, can u let me go yet?" poenix asks. "nah we hve a 5 minute ad at de end 2 go thru" udgey sys.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" scrims picnick wrright