A/N: Sooo, here's the spin off! I understand this type of thing has been done before but meh I'm doing it anyway. I'm not really sure how many chapters this will have but I'll post few and then work on the sequel, adding chapters to this when the moment calls. Requests are accepted. So get your idea's in and I will try and write them.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot and Melissa.

Teen Drinking Is Very Bad

BPOV

"I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored..." Melissa mumbled to herself as she mindlessly flicked through the channels on the TV. She carried on this mumble as she scanned the channels never sticking to one long enough to catch what was on.

"I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored!" She said screaming the last one, thowing the remote down and turning the TV off. She turned to me expectantly.

"What?" I asked, widening my eyes.

"Entertain me." She demanded.

"How?"

"Urgh, I don't know!" She exclaimed, throwing herself around and lying upside down on the couch so her feet hung over the back and her head hung of the end. "Why did Emmett have to go hunting with them? He would entertain me."

"Huh, thanks." I mumbled sarcastically, folding my arms over my chest and leaning back.

We sat in bored silence for a while until Melissa's head shot up "I've got it!" She yelled throwing herself into the middle of the room. She was bouncing on the balls of her feet, her eyes shining with excitement.

I leaned forward, my curiosity piqued. "What is it?" I asked.

"Bella, you've never had alcohol before, right?"

"Riiiiight..." I agreed, knowing where this was going.

"Well, that ends now. We're getting drunk!" She exclaimed.

"I don't know..." I said. I mean, come on, I can't walk on a flat surface sober, I don't even want to think how bad my dubious balance will be when intoxicated.

"Aw, come on! Think of it as a human experience. You won't be able to this again!" She pleaded.

"Ah, fuck it! Let's do it!" I said, throwing my hands up in defeat.

"Awesome." Mel said grinning. She then danced out of the room only to come back in with her purse and car keys and he shoes on. I furrowed my brow.

"Where we going?" I asked, confused.

"To the store. We need booze. And lots of it." She grinned, wiggling her eyebrows.

"You do realise neither of us are twenty one, right?" I said, slipping my shoes on.

"Fake ID." Was all she said with a wink, walking out into the garage. I followed her and watched her pulled out her phone, type something quickly and then put it back in her pocket with a satisfied smile.

"Yeah, but come on you only look around nineteen, twenty if we want to push our luck." I said, getting into Melissa's Porche. (She was allowed to drive it now that our casts had been removed a few days before.)

"That doesn't matter. I paid alot for this ID and it looks so real it can't be contested. So don't sweat it. Plus, I've done this before." She grinned, revving the car and speeding out of the garage.

APOV

I knew I was going to recieve the text before it was sent but I pulled my phone out anyway and scanned the text message from Melissa.

I know you've probably seen what we're going to do. Please don't tell Edward and don't go crazy. We'll be fine and I've done this before. Let her have this human experience. I need this as well. I've never got drunk WITH someone before. I need this. I love you. M. xx

I sighed and stopped in my tracks. I was on my way back to the house but that girl knew exactly what to say to make me go against my better judgement.

With a groan of defeat I ran back to others - who thought I had 'seen' something I liked and went after it beforehand.

Edward eyed me suspiciously. I smiled at him and filled my head with thoughts of the imaginary meal I just consumed. Before he could read into it too much, I jetted off again in search of a real meal.

BPOV

"Is all this really necessary?" I exclaimed, gesturing to the ridiculous amount of alcohol that was lined up on the counter in the kitchen.

"Yes! You have to try all of this to fully have this experience." Melissa said, he eyes shining with anticipation as she looked over the different bottles.

Melissa grabbed a bottle and headed into the living room. She put her iPod into the docking station and instantly music poured through.

"Teen drinking is very bad. Yo, I got a fake ID though."

I raised an eyebrow at her choice of song as she grinned at me. She stalked towards me shaking the bottle of clear liquid at me, as the beat kicked in.

"Now first..." She paused dramatically, holding up the bottle. "Vodka."

MPOV

"Just put your paws up, 'cause you were born this way, baby!" Bella and I sang loudly. We sounded great! Oh my God, we should go the X Factor!

"Bella, we should go on the X Factor!" I exclaimed, twirling around the room.

"Oh my God, I know! We're are awesome!" Bella sang.

We laughed loudly as Bella strutted up and down the living room, her hands on her hips as her ass swayed side to side like a catwalk model.

I grabbed the half empty bottle of Jamieson and swigged it straight from the bottle, scrunching my face up as the liquid burned my throat. I passed it Bella who spun around with bottle to her lips. She shoved back at me and stopped twirling only to fall onto the sofa. Her head lolled to the side and her eyes started to close.

"Uh huh! I don't think soooo!" I sang, jumping onto the couch next to her and grabbing her arms. I pulled into a standing position on the couch and grabbed one of the various bottle that were on the table and drank some more. Oohh, Apple Sours, this doesn't burn when I drink it.

"Come on, Bella!" I yelled as I jumped up and down while throwing my head from side to side. "We need to practice our audition."

"I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way." We belted out. God, it was getting hot in here.

I was out of breath so I held off on the singing and continued to dance.

Don't be a drag, just be a queen. Whether you're broke or evergreen, you're black, whit-

"Hey!" Bella and I exclaimed at the loss of music. We looked over and saw Edward, Alice, Nick and Emmett.

Bella squeaked and lost her footing falling over the back of the couch and dragging me down with her.

We landed on the floor with a thud. I looked up at Bella and we immediately cracked up in hysterics. Until Bella puked on the floor.

Edward was there straight away, picking her up as her eyes closed. I was giggling again as Nick came round and cradled me in his arms.

He looked down at me with an amused smirk on his face. "Teen drinking is very bad, you know." He said, carrying me up the stairs.

I threw my head back and laughed hysterically before looking back at him. "Yo, I got a fake ID though..."

A/N: So yeah, not my best work but it's a start, I may do Bella's hangover, it will be short but it needs to be done. Don't forget you can put requests in for what human experiences you want them to have!

R&R!

Cherry x