Ch 1 City Sushi
This is my own twist to the episode City Sushi, I may not get the dialogue right and I added my own lines, I just hope you enjoy
Somewhere deep in the state of Denver, Colorado, lies the town of South Park and all its douchey inhabitants and often but very hard to come by nice people.
Butters Stotch walked along the streets cheerfully as always dressed as a mailman carrying a bag full of flyers.
"Postman Butters here! New Asian restaurant just down town, come check it out!" Butters handed the flyers to one man only for him to crumple it and throw it behind his back. Handing another flyer to a woman, she made a quick read before tossing it behind her.
Postman Butters was lively as ever, there were tons of flyers to be delivered around town and he is the only one who can pull it off. The other postmen, on the other hand, didn't give crap about the flyer, nobody really gives a damn about a new Asian restaurant opening anyway. To them it was just another City Wok run by a random asian, they're all alike so it wasn't big news.
As Butters passed by a few people, he found himself in front of the City Wok. The chinese restaurant was a decent looking place run by none other than Tuong Lu Kim. What was different was a sign "Now Hiring" posted on front.
"Hello welcome to shitty wok can I take your order please?" Lu Kim asked as he entered.
"Hello there sir!" Butters greeted happily.
"Oh hello little boy, you here to order or get job?"
"No I'm just handing out flyers today sir. Theres a new asian restaurant opening in town, it's called City Sushi."
"Lemme see that!' Lu Kim snatched the flyer from Butters, as he read the title his hands shook in fury at the words.
City Sushi, Japanese Restaurant.
The one word that stood out of them most to his utter disgust was Japanese. Of all things he hated most, Japanese people were one of them.
"What the fuck! How come every time a hardworking chinese man sets up a business some smelly Japanese Dog has got to bathe in here! Where is this Japanese toilet bowl!"
"Just across from here." Butters replied innocently.
Before he could go on a warpath and march into Sushi City, a girl with black hair fashioned into two pigtails with orange highlights entered inside. She wore a black hoodie with a skull printed on front, her black and orange hair was tucked under a dark gray beanie, strangely she wore a padlock around her neck along with a chain, and in her hand was big lollipop. Her face was plastered with a stoic expression and blank eyes.
Butters recognized her at an instant as Danielle Connors, the quiet goth kid that never talked to nobody in his class. Several times he tried to strike a conversation with the lonely kid, but she always left before he could do anything, most of all he wanted to see her smile.
"Hey there Danielle!" Butters greeted warmly as usual.
"Hey Butters." She replied back nonchalantly crossing over to the counter. Butters glanced at Danielle again, hoping to get a different expression from her. Lu Kim, realizing his regular customer was immediately distracted of anger.
"Hello Danny boy, the special fried rice combo again right?" Kim asked.
"I'm a girl ," she corrected for the thousandth time, he always mistook her for a boy much to her chagrin and was ready to give up correcting him, "yes, I would like the same as always."
Little Butters, still curious to see Danielle smile, handed a flyer over to her. "Hey um, there's a new Sushi restaurant that opened across town, maybe you'd like to see it?"
Danielle took hold of the paper but didn't say a word, Lu Kim shook his head and said, "Oh, she won't be going to no stinky sushi place, she a loyal customer." He proudly stated not even noticing Danielle walk out.
"Which reminds me, where the hell is that place!"" he screamed in thick chinese accent.
Quickly Butters led the way, only for it to be right next door. Without warning, Lu Kim kicked his way into the entrance and inside the humble eatery. Behind the counter was a Japanese man with black hair wearing a white gi while carrying a cleaver in his hand.
Lu Kim didn't wait on introductions and went straight to screaming in his hate filled rage.
"What's the big idea putting your shitty sushi doing next to my shitty wok!"
Junichi Takayama was a kind man who disliked being disturbed during working hours, as soon as an angry chinese man burst through the door, he was bewildered on why the man was shouting at him.
"What are you saying? I can't understand your accent." Takiyama said rather confused. "Do you want city tuna roll?"
"No I don't shitty tuna roll! I want you to find another shitty town to open your shitty sushi place!" he yelled back.
Takayama was losing his patience with him at an increasing rate, "maybe if you were speaking engurish I would probably understand you!"
"I am speaking engurish, why don't you speak engurish you soba eating fuck!"
"Hey Mr. Kim, hey Butters," said Danielle besides Takayama calmly, while cutting up a roll with her own cleaver. She was quite use to screaming elders but found it surprising that Lu Kim would be raising hell in another restaurant.
"Oh hello Danny, what are you doing in this shitty place?" Lu Kim asked distracted from anger yet again.
"She works here, I hired her." Takayama answered.
"YOU WHAT! First you open your shitty sushi next to my shitty wok, now you steal my loyal customer!"
Danielle looked at her boss and at her favorite restaurant owner, one thing she hated was when people were get blamed for something they didn't do on purpose or didn't do. She certainly wasn't going to let her boss get the blame.
"Mr. Kim I can explain, I took the job for my own reasons and he was paying a fair wage. I took the job so please don't blame him." She said to him with composure in her attitude.
"Oh so it's money eh?" Lu Kim figured. "You shouldn't work here in this toilet bowl, how much he paying, I pay you more, how about $5.00 an hour."
"Mr. Takayama pays me $7.56." Danielle said.
"Sorry, but your customer works for me now." Takayama said rather apologetically.
It didn't take long for Lu Kim to lose it, "DAMN YOU! FUCK YOU JAPANESE DOG AND FUCK YOU LITTLE GOTH BOY! YOU ARE NEVER TO COME TO MY SHITTY WOK AGAIN!" he blasted out at Danielle and Takayama stunned at his frenzy.
Danielle was struck with silent horror, her face paled with shock and dismay like old plaster. She loved City Wok for all the chinese food that Lu Kim made, she didn't mean for him to hate her for just working at a sushi place, if she knew that Lu Kim detested Japanese people so much she wouldn't have gotten the job in the first place.
"Don't you yell at my employee! Get out or I call police!" Takayama had just about enough of Lu Kim and he would not let him yell at his young worker.
Lu Kim left for the door in complete fury, his loyal customer betrayed him. No way he's ever gonna let her step foot inside his restaurant, there's no way he's going to let the Takayama guy replace his shitty wok either. There will be hell to pay for both.
Butters, who had witnessed the whole fiasco stared at Danielle who was still paralyzed from the whole thing.
"No more fried rice, no more kung pao chicken, nothing…." Her lip began to tremble, Butters couldn't help but feel sorry for the kid, he's seen her couple of times enjoy the food in such good manner, it would be an awful torture for her to never eat the dishes again.
"It's okay Danielle," he told her soothingly, "I can get you all the fried rice you want. I can always sneak them over."
The look on Danielle's face almost lifted into a surreal smile, "Really Butters? If you do that then I'll let you have as much sushi as you want."
"Sure!" Butters beamed with joy, "I always like sushi."
"C'mon kid!" Lu Kim hollered as he returned to grab Butters by the arm, "You don't want this sushi, it give you worms."
The insulted chef finally drew the line, "Better than shitty kung pao chicken made from cat!"
At a second, Lu Kim flew over the counter smashing the glass and socking Junichi in the face, Junichi returned the punch.
Butters and Danielle looked at them unable to stop the asian fury from working up their nerves.