Running, running, running, oh, shit, stone! Trip, splat! Groan… Never mind, running, running, running…I'm home!
"I'M HOOOME!" I yelled out to the kitchen. Mhh, something smells yummy…
"STOP YELLING!" my brother shouted back.
"Guess what I have, Ced! Guess what I HAVE!" I jumped up and down in front of him. "LOOK!" I held the small square box inches from his nose.
"Whu?" He went cross-eyed. "Sis, hold still for a moment!" holding my wrist, he took the box from me. I whined at the loss. "It's just another game, so what?" he handed it back to me disdainfully and went back to cooking. I snatched the small box back and pet it.
"Cedric didn't mean that, the bad man doesn't know your awesomeness…" I cooed to it.
"Go wash your hands, Isis, I'm almost done."
I squealed and dashed up the stairs. I paused for a moment and remembered I forgot to give my brother his 'hello' kiss. I twirled around, and in a not so rare moment of clumsiness, tripped, and went splat on my face. Again. All with the gracious addition of an earsplitting shriek, of course.
After a few seconds to kill those damn birds flying around my head, I raised my head and spit out a mouthful of dirt and grass.
Wait, what?
Yes, indeedy, dirt and grass. And…sun? Wasn't it just drizzling outside, in trademark London weather? I rolled around and lay awkwardly on my school backpack.
"Yep! Blazing sun! Right in my face, motherfukin' ball of helium!" I groaned and sat up. Looking around, I saw lots of people wearing white. White…white…white…hey is that…no, that's just a stain…
"Hey, you!" I looked up to the most disturbingly tall man I have ever seen. Freak. Or maybe it's because I'm still sitting. Yeah, I guess I should stand up.
I paused when I'm face to stomach with the freakishly tall dude, in a weird sort of bow. This can't be right. I studied the symbol on his belt. Slowly standing up straight, I looked around once again. Every-white-wearing-one is staring at me. I started to hyperventilate. This isn't possible.
"Assassin's Creed?" I wheezed out. The last thing I remember is a startled look on the tall dude's face, and my face going splat against the floor. Again.
And you'd think I'd be used to it by now.