I've always had a few headcannons on James Sirius Potter. One of them was that he inherited Arthur Weasley's blue eyes, and his fascination with Muggles. But he acts like the first James Potter too, which includes falling for a Muggleborn. This one shot is about the most spectacular pranks of each of his years at Hogwarts, written from the teacher's point of view in the form of detention slips. Also, I'M SO EXCITED FOR CURSED CHILD! Anyways, enjoy!
Name: James Sirius Potter
House: Gryffindor
Year: First Year
Date: 1st of September, 2015
Offense: Disrupted Sorting by setting off fireworks with Fred Weasley, third year Gryffindor.
(Note: He wasn't even Sorted)
Punishment: Detention every night with Mr. Filch for a week.
Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Comments: I sincerely hope he isn't a reincarnate of the first James Potter, though there is a striking resemblance.
Name: James Sirius Potter
House: Gryffindor
Year: Second Year
Date: 10th of December, 2016
Offense: Transfigured Great Hall into an ice skating rink with Edward Lupin, seventh year Hufflepuff.
(Note: Teddy Lupin is Head boy)
(Note: Dept. Headmaster Filius Flitwick slipped and had to be rushed to the Hospital Wing)
Punishment: Detention four times a week till January 31st with Professor Flitwick
Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Comments: I hope Miss Victoire Weasley liked her present.
Have given up on trying to stop Mr. Potter.
Name: James Sirius Potter
House: Gryffindor
Year: Third Year
Date: 14th of February, 2017
Offense: Charmed House Elves to serenade Miss Auden Campbell, Third Year Ravenclaw, during Hogsmeade visit.
(Note: Miss Campbell is a muggle born who has never seen a House Elf and was understandably shocked)
(Note: Elves refused to say no and set her robes on fire)
Punishment: Detention for a month with Mr. Argus Filch
Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Comments: I still don't understand how the boy thought that this was charming.
Name: James Sirius Potter
House: Gryffindor
Year: Fourth Year
Date: 17th of March, 2018
Offense: Along with Lucy Weasley, Fourth Year Slytherin, Auden Campbell, Fourth Year Ravenclaw and Edgar Bones, Fourth Year Hufflepuff, managed to replace food with Dungbombs.
(Note: Choked Professor Slughorn)
Punishment: Three weeks of detention with Professor Slughorn
Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Comments: Paid homage to grandparents. Am slightly proud. But I am too old for his antics. Two wars, the Marauders and the Weasleys were enough.
Name: James Sirius Potter
House: Gryffindor
Year: Fifth Year
Date: 2nd of October, 2018
Offense: Forced teachers and peers to call him Mickey Blue Eyes, and then charmed Professor Aurora Sinistra's telescopes to show reflection of his eyes.
Punishment: A month of detentions cleaning Astronomy Tower
Second Offense: Showed disrespect to Headmaster
(Note: Called me an uptight dwarf)
Punishment: Added two weeks of detention
Signed: Headmaster Filius Flitwick
Comments: Is an insolent child, but seems to be maturing. Also knows a lot about Muggle culture.
Name: James Sirius Potter
House: Gryffindor
Year: Sixth Year
Date: 13th of April, 2021
Offense: Transfigured Great Hall banners into handwritten notes
(Note: They were sorry letters addressed to Headmaster)
Punishment: One week of detention with Headmaster
Signed: Headmaster Filius Flitwick
Comments: I am extremely flattered and have forgiven the boy for irritating me.
Name: James Sirius Potter
House: Gryffindor
Year: Seventh Year
Date: 30th of June, 2022
Offense: Charmed suits of armour to sing 'So long, Farewell'
Punishment: -
Signed: Headmaster Filius Flitwick
Comments: Excellent charmswork
I will miss this child.
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