A/N: This is just your favorite cat being really bored. Really, really bored. *Sigh* Okay, here I go.
The Squad 10 captain and lieutenant were currently at lunch in Kurakara High School due to some hollow issues. Why they chose him of all people remains answerless. Toshiro sighed and sat down next to Kuchiki Rukia, who was also posted in Kurakara Town. Ichigo had sat on the other side of her and was currently getting a lesson from the petite Shinigami.
"NEVER DISGRACE CHAPPY-SAMA LIKE THAT AGAIN!" She bellowed bashing Ichigo on top of his head. The orange haired brute winced and rubbed his head.
"Why the hell are you so protective over that stupid rabbit?" He growled. Toshiro sighed again and ignored the arguing friends.
"What the hell is Chappy anyways?" He muttered, bored out of his wits. The room seemed to go dark and filled with a shadowy aura. Even Rangiku had gulped and backed away. The Kuchiki heiress turned slowly around releasing her gorilla-grip on Ichigo's collar.
"What did you say?" She growled through clenched teeth. Keigo made a 'Your Dead' sign by running his index finger over his neck. Chizuro had nodded his head.
"I said, what the hell is Chappy anyways." One of the students passed out. An eerie silence overcame the cafeteria. That's when Kuchiki struck and grabbed both of his shoulders and shook him.
"UNHAND ME KUCHIKI!" He howled. Rukia continued shaking him.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHAPPY IS? CHAPPY IS THE MOST ASWOMEST-COOLEST-MOST DOMINATE RABBIT IN THE WORLD AND HE WILL REIGN OVER THAT LITTLE NOGGIN OF YOURS!" She shouted. With every word the Chappy obsesser shook him ore violently. Toshiro felt sick.
"AND IT'S CHAPPY-SAMA TO YOU-YOU UNDERLING! BWAHAHAHAHA!" And like that the Kuchiki girl disappeared in a puff of smoke. That night he had sat in feudal position banging his head agianst the wall.
A/N: It had been in my head for some time so I decided to right it out, Don't forget to review and…
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