Disclaimer: Nothing Buffy belongs to me. Nothing. I know, it's horrible.
I asked nicely. But did I get the rights? No. Selfish Joss, keeps it
all to himself.
Timeline: Nowhere particular. We'll just say sometime between season 2 and season 3.
Title: Buffy Marathon
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Buffy, Xander, Willow, Giles, and Spike found themselves in Buffy's living room. Joyce came bursting out of the kitchen excitedly.
"Well, everyone's here! Why don't you all sit down and watch some TV?"
"Um, why is he here?" Xander asked, pointing at Spike.
"For once, you ask an intelligent question." Spike said sarcastically. "I'll be going now."
"No you won't." Said Joyce.
"And what's going to stop me?" Spike asked.
"The fact that it's quite nice and sunny outside." Joyce glanced at the closed curtains. "And I have hot chocolate with little marshmallows."
"Oh. Well then." Spike sat down, taking up half the couch.
"Spike! Move over!" Buffy complained.
"What if I don't want too?"
"Spike." Joyce said sternly. "Do you want hot chocolate or not?"
"I should just kill you all and steal the little marshmallow's." Spike muttered and moved over.
The scoobies sat down, and turned on the TV. Giles flipped through channels, and it seemed nothing interesting was on. That was until they heard the mid commercial-break reminder: "You're watching: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer."
"Hey! That's me!" Buffy exclaimed.
"But why is there a TV show about you?" Willow wanted to know.
Buffy shrugged. "Does it matter? I'm famous."
"I'm not sure if that's a good thing." Giles said, worriedly.
"As long as they don't kill you before I do." Spike told her.
* * *
They were watching the opening credits.
"It's me again!" Said Buffy. "But who's Sarah Michelle Gellar?"
"Dunno." Xander said. "Look, it's me!"
"And me!" Said Willow.
"And me." Giles said, the only one not excited. "This could very well turn into another apocalypse."
Everyone ignored Giles.
"How come I'm not on there?" Spike asked. "I am the Big Bad after all."
"That's because this episode is School Hard." Joyce explained. "Season 2. You're not a regular until season 4."
"Oh." Spike said, pretending this all made sense.
* * *
The scoobies had their eyes glued to the screen as Spike stuffed the anointed one into a cage, and threw it into the sunlight.
The Spike sitting in the living room was jumping up and down and yelling at the television. "Take that, you bleedin' annoying one! I turned you into a sodding pile of dust!"
"Spike calm down!" Buffy yelled at him.
"That was a day worth remembering." Spike said, ignoring Buffy. "You should have seen the looks on all their faces when the annoying one burned. Priceless."
Giles, being Giles, looked worried. "All that actually happened. There must be some demon following us! The worlds going to end! Everybody run!"
"Shh." Willow shushed him. "Be quiet, it's back on."
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AN: So, Did you like it? Please review!!! I don't really know why Joyce knows everything about the TV show, she just does.
Giles: How come I don't get to know everything? Me: I don't know. Have a lollipop. (Hands Giles a lollipop.) Giles: (Happily sucking on lollipop.) I love lollipops! Me: Really! How nice. (To Joss) See, you should give me the rights, I'd make everyone happy. Joss: Which is why I can't give it to you. Me: So you want everyone to be endlessly tormented? Joss: Yes. Me: You are very evil, did you know that? Joss: (Grins evilly.) Yes. Me: You might as well take my lollipops. (Throws box of lollipops at Joss.) Joss: (Runs off with lollipops.) Me: Damn it.
I know, this chapter was pretty short, I'll try to make the next one longer. Once again, Review!!!
Timeline: Nowhere particular. We'll just say sometime between season 2 and season 3.
Title: Buffy Marathon
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Buffy, Xander, Willow, Giles, and Spike found themselves in Buffy's living room. Joyce came bursting out of the kitchen excitedly.
"Well, everyone's here! Why don't you all sit down and watch some TV?"
"Um, why is he here?" Xander asked, pointing at Spike.
"For once, you ask an intelligent question." Spike said sarcastically. "I'll be going now."
"No you won't." Said Joyce.
"And what's going to stop me?" Spike asked.
"The fact that it's quite nice and sunny outside." Joyce glanced at the closed curtains. "And I have hot chocolate with little marshmallows."
"Oh. Well then." Spike sat down, taking up half the couch.
"Spike! Move over!" Buffy complained.
"What if I don't want too?"
"Spike." Joyce said sternly. "Do you want hot chocolate or not?"
"I should just kill you all and steal the little marshmallow's." Spike muttered and moved over.
The scoobies sat down, and turned on the TV. Giles flipped through channels, and it seemed nothing interesting was on. That was until they heard the mid commercial-break reminder: "You're watching: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer."
"Hey! That's me!" Buffy exclaimed.
"But why is there a TV show about you?" Willow wanted to know.
Buffy shrugged. "Does it matter? I'm famous."
"I'm not sure if that's a good thing." Giles said, worriedly.
"As long as they don't kill you before I do." Spike told her.
* * *
They were watching the opening credits.
"It's me again!" Said Buffy. "But who's Sarah Michelle Gellar?"
"Dunno." Xander said. "Look, it's me!"
"And me!" Said Willow.
"And me." Giles said, the only one not excited. "This could very well turn into another apocalypse."
Everyone ignored Giles.
"How come I'm not on there?" Spike asked. "I am the Big Bad after all."
"That's because this episode is School Hard." Joyce explained. "Season 2. You're not a regular until season 4."
"Oh." Spike said, pretending this all made sense.
* * *
The scoobies had their eyes glued to the screen as Spike stuffed the anointed one into a cage, and threw it into the sunlight.
The Spike sitting in the living room was jumping up and down and yelling at the television. "Take that, you bleedin' annoying one! I turned you into a sodding pile of dust!"
"Spike calm down!" Buffy yelled at him.
"That was a day worth remembering." Spike said, ignoring Buffy. "You should have seen the looks on all their faces when the annoying one burned. Priceless."
Giles, being Giles, looked worried. "All that actually happened. There must be some demon following us! The worlds going to end! Everybody run!"
"Shh." Willow shushed him. "Be quiet, it's back on."
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AN: So, Did you like it? Please review!!! I don't really know why Joyce knows everything about the TV show, she just does.
Giles: How come I don't get to know everything? Me: I don't know. Have a lollipop. (Hands Giles a lollipop.) Giles: (Happily sucking on lollipop.) I love lollipops! Me: Really! How nice. (To Joss) See, you should give me the rights, I'd make everyone happy. Joss: Which is why I can't give it to you. Me: So you want everyone to be endlessly tormented? Joss: Yes. Me: You are very evil, did you know that? Joss: (Grins evilly.) Yes. Me: You might as well take my lollipops. (Throws box of lollipops at Joss.) Joss: (Runs off with lollipops.) Me: Damn it.
I know, this chapter was pretty short, I'll try to make the next one longer. Once again, Review!!!