**okay, the story behind this is completely my fault. I wanted to write a story based on a song and something Anti-Twilight. So we have Anti-Twilight the Musical. There'll be more later, but this all I got for now. Please review**
Act I
Scene I: Bella's Bedroom
*alarm clock going off noisily*
Bella: *groans, but doesn't wake up*
Renee: *knocks obnoxiously on the door* ISABELLA MARIE! IT'S TIME TO GET UP!
Bella: *reluctantly gets out of bed, turns the alarm off* I don't wanna go to school today.
Renee: Well, you have to. *walks back into the living room*
Bella: *to the tune of Good Morning, Baltimore from Hairspray* Oh, oh, oh woke up today feeling like shit, and that's normal. Oh, oh, oh wishing that I could go back to bed and sleep til past noon. That rhythm of town is tying me down. It's like a message coming from Hell. Oh, oh, oh dragging me out to the town and the people I hate. I hate you, For-or-orks. Every day's like a dead TV. Every night's like a dead iPod. Every sound's like a car alarm. I hate you, For-or-orks. And someday when I grad-u-uh-ate, you're gonna wake up and see that you'll die in pity.
Renee: Bella, stop dawdling and get ready for school.
Bella: *angry mumbling*
Scene II: School
Bella: *silently wishes she wasn't there*
Alice: Hey, Bella.
Bella: Alice, what do you want?
Alice: You woke up on the wrong side of the bed again, didn't you? Of course you did. Hey, auditions for High School Musical are today. You trying out?
Bella: No. Why should I? You know I can't sing.
Alice: Come on. It'll be fun! At least go for me, since I AM the next Alice Ripley.
Bella: *rolls eyes*
Alice: Please?
Bella: Let me tell you in song. *hitting a low C* No.
Alice: Whatever. *walks away singing Bop to the Top*
Jacob: *after eavesdropping on Alice and Bella* I think you should try out, Bella. I'm going out to be Troy, since I got the amazing body. You could make a pretty good Gabriella, if you tried out, that is.
Edward: *after eavesdropping on Jacob* Puh and lease. You ain't got the amazing body cuz that's what I have. I'll get the part of Troy AND get Bella.
Jacob: *to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb* Edward has a beast-ass dream, beast-ass dream, beast-ass dream. Edward has a beast-ass dream that will not come true.
Edward: *flicks Jacob off before going to his next class*
Bella: The answer is still no.
Scene III: Biology
Edward: *sends txt message*
Bella: *hears phone go off and reads txt from Edward* Try out to HSM. *sighs angrily and types back*
Edward: *reads message* Absolutely not.
Teacher: Edward, is that a phone out I see?
Edward: *blushes* No…
Teacher: *takes phone from Edward* Have you and Bella been texting in my class again? I see it that you shall both go to detention today.
Edward: But auditions are today!
Teacher: *death stare*
Edward: I guess I'll have to miss it then.
Teacher: *walks away*
Edward: *mumbles* Thanks a lot, Bella.
Bella: Blame yourself. I told you I didn't want to try out.
Scene IV: Detention
Edward: *drums his pencil on his desk*
Bella: *turns the volume up on her iPod*
Edward: *to the tune of Move Along- All American Rejects* Go ahead and ignore me with your iPod, cuz I really just don't care. Another day that you've ruined with your meanness, with your life being weird-out. You are being mean. You once were mine to love. Ignore me, when all you're gonna do is hate, move along, move along to a happy place. And even when the place is gone, move along, move along onto somewhere else, move along.
Detention moderator: Hey, you have a nice voice.
Edward: Are you going to tell me to keep it quiet?
Detention moderator: No, I was going to tell you to go on out and go to the auditions.
Edward: Really? Thank you.
Detention moderator: Uh-huh. Everyone, go on out and audition.
Bella: What if you don't want to?
Detention moderator: *death stare*
Bella: I'm going, I'm going. Jeez.
Scene V: The Auditions
Director: Okay, thank you, Alice. Now, um, Edward Cullen, I believe it's your turn.
Edward: Yes! *jumps on stage* I'm trying out to be the part of Troy.
Director: Uh-huh. Now, can you please stop with the flaunting and get to the singing.
Group of girls: *giggle flirtatiously*
Edward: Sure thing. A 56 and a 78. *breaks into singing a song he made up on whim* How was that?
Director: Uh, it was good. Thank you, Edward. Now, we have Bella Swan up.
Bella: But I didn't sign up.
Director: Well, someone signed you up, so you better take this opportunity.
Bella: *sighs angrily* Alright. I don't know anything on High School Musical, but my friend told me that I would make a good Gabriella, so I guess I'll try out for that.
Director: Okay, go ahead.
Bella: *sings Everything Else from Next to Normal*
Director: That was really good. Thank you, Bella. Next up…
Alice: *whispers to Bella* I told you that you'd be awesome.
Bella: I probably won't get a part. I am not that good. I've said it once and I'll say it again. I am not that good.
**okay, that's all for now. Tell me what you think so far. I'll put more up when I get the chance and if you really want me to**