"Hi there, Total Drama fandom, it's me your fabulous host, Chris Mclean and my two co-hosts, Chef Hatchet and (from the ridonculous race), Donovan Adora, who I wish wasn't here". Chris explained. "Hey, I hate you too, Chris, but the producers said we have to work together or we'll be fired, except for Chef". Don said. "Fine. Anyway, we have a new location: The GIGANTIC island called Rivalte, which is the French word for rivalry. Which I'm sure a lot of rivalries will form here." Chris explained further. "Get ready for the biggest season of Total Drama, right now, on Total Drama Ile de Rivalte!" Chef Hatchet exclaimed happily. (Intro plays. I'm too lazy to make one as of now. I'll make a side chapter revealing it eventually.)
"Let's get started revealing the cast from MY generation, excluding Geoff, Noah, Owen, and Leonard, who went ahead and backstabbed me and went on Donovan's fucking stupid ass show!" Chris shouted angrily while Don and Chef shot glares his way. "From Gen 1-5, Alejandro, Beth, Cody, Harold, Courtney, Duncan, LeShawna, Lindsay, Tyler, DJ, Katie, Sadie, Sierra, Blainley (sorry if I spelled it wrong), Justin, Eva, Trent, Bridgette, Izzy, Heather, Gwen, Amy, Sammy, Beardo, Shawn, Jasmine, Sky, Dave, Max, Scarlett, Sugar, Rodney, Topher, Ella, Scott, Staci, Anne Maria, Zoey, Scott, Sam, Dakota (now human, but can transform into her mutant form at will), Lightning, Jo, Cameron, Brick, B, and Dawn, and finally Ezekiel (with anger in his voice when he said Ezekiel's name)". Chris introduced. "Now time for MY contestants from my show which isn't stupid. Larpers, Tammy and Leonard, Gerry and Pete, the Tennis Rivals, Fashion Bloggers Tom and Jen, Daters Stephanie and Ryan, Mother and Daughter Kelly and Taylor, Chet and Lorenzo, Stepbrothers, Rockers Rock and Spud, Reality TV Pros, Owen and Noah, Sisters Emma and Kitty, Adversity Twins Jay and Mickey, Surfer Dudes Geoff and Brody, Police Cadets Sanders and MacArthur, Geniuses Mary and Ellody, Best Friends Carrie and Devin, Goths Crimson and Ennui, Vegans Laurie and Miles Dwayne Sr. and Dwayne Jr. Father and Son, and my worst nightmare, Jacques and Josee Ice Dancers. Chef, why don't you introduce the newcomers?" Don introduced and asked. Chef agreed. "Here they come: Youtubers Corey and Joel otherwise known as Brother Tube. (Corey and Joel are Twins that look very similar except that Corey has a gentleman haircut with blonde hair and a white and black shirt with blue jeans and red sandals, while Joel has a messy haircut with dirty blonde with a yellow and purple short sleeve tee-shirt with a 'Go Chihuahuas' logo in the top right corner and red shorts and deep blue Crocs.), boy crazy girl, Abigail (Abigail has black hair in a ponytail with a blue tank-top, blue skirt, and yellow high-tops.), shy twin sisters Carly and Rhonda (Rhonda and Carly look the same except that the only differences are their short sleeve shirts that have their names on the. They both have red hair with pink shirts and green skirts and blue shoes.), Anton the nice guy with a secret (Anton has a long sleeve shirt that has a blue body and purple sleeves. He has shorts like Chet, but they are grey with white horizontal stripes. He also has a brown mullet and black boots.) Joshua, the popular guy is next, (Joshua has a blue-gold varsity jacket that has the words 'Go Pterodactyls' written in blue, over and a tan and brown shirt that has a comet. Joshua also has black hair like Duncan, but with a Mohawk that is purple and he has red slip on shoes), Next are two people that Dwayne and Junior should know, Anne and Arnold. (Anne has blonde hair in a ponytail with a white tee-shirt with a blue backpack on her back and red sandals. Arnold has a gray Shadow the Hedgehog T-shirt and black jeans with shoes like Dwayne but they're blue. He also has Junior's hair.) After everyone has met with each other join Chris and Donovan at the cabins then head to the first challenge on that hill." (Camera shows where Chris and Don are and the hill that is exactly like the one from Camp Wawanakwa except it is 30 feet high). "When we return, the teams will be chosen, and the rules will be explained. Right here on Total Drama Isle de Rivalte!" Chef says signing off.