HEY GUYS AND GALS! this is my first story, i think it's pretty good but you will be the judge of that so please review! thanks!
disclaimer: i do not own naruto
"Damnit Sean, that is the last time you insult Madara-sama, I am going to kill you!" screamed kathleen rising from her chair in 3rd period english.
"I will get Hidans scythe and cut you to ribbons, and sacrifice you to Jashin-sama!" replied Sean
alright I guess I should give you guys a little back story, Sean and Kathleen are both freshman in high school, and hardcore naruto fans and well sean is a massive hidan fan while kathleen is a huge madara fan, and well Sean just called madara a cheap 5 dollar whore, let's see how this plays out, shall we?
In the back of the classroom the new student nudged another nameless student who has no importance to the story what so ever and said "what the hell are they saying?" the nameless face simply looked back at the new child and said "if only any of us knew."
"KATHLEEN, SEAN! I will NOT have language and threats of violence in my classroom..." the teacher screamed but was then cut off by sean and kathleen saying in sync "let us guess, Go to the principals office this instant!" they finished by stomping their feet like an old woman.
"imitation is the greatest form of flattery" said the teacher with a cocky smirk.
"well, I'm sorry I meant to be an asshole not be flattering so I extend to you my humblest of apologies, for making you think that I would even consider complimenting you." said Sean with a mocking bow. The teacher just got red in the face and gave them both a pink slip.
The two walked laughing out of the classroom and continued walking right past the principals office, towards Kathleens locker which they opened to reveal about 20 other pink slips.
"You wanna go back to my place and watch a naruto episode or two?" Sean asked, placing his hands into his pockets.
"subbed?" asked Kathleen
"was that a rhetorical question?" asked Sean
"shut up, but sure let's go." said kathleen. And with that, they were off.
The pair left the main building and walked out into the parking lot, Sean walked up to his brothers car and opened it with the spare set of keys he took from his brother the day he got the car.
"Oh no," said Kathleen "the last time you drove we almost hit a fucking tree, i'm driving." she finished taking the keys from Sean.
"I swear to jashin that tree came out of nowhere!" said Sean defensively opening the passenger side door.
"Whatever bitch" said Kathleen. The pair then drove home in the semi-stolen SUV, arguing about which radio station to listen to, Sean eventually won by saying since she got to drive he got to pick.
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later at Sean's house
"Hey bitch," said Sean "I'm gonna go to the kitchen and grab a Mountain Dew, you want anything?"
"I'll take a ." Kathleen replied.
"Mkay" was Seans reply walking towards the kitchen. He arrived to the kitchen and opened the fridge door, he reached out to grab a Mountain Dew but right before his fingers were about to coil around the cold tin can of liquid awesome, he heard Kathleen scream "WHAT THE FUCK?" from the living room. Sean just pulled his hand back and stood up straight, and started to make his way to the living room. When he arrived at the archway he saw a man in robes just standing there very nonchalantly, and Kathleen standing there wide-eyed and mouth agape.
"Umm, who the fuck are you?" asked Sean, reaching into his back pocket curling his fingers around the hilt of his knife.
"Oh right pardon my intrusion, but i'm sure you'll be delighted i'm here once I explain why im here." said the man clasping his hands together.
"Do go on." said sean slightly intrigued.
"I am the Sage of the Six Paths." said the man
"wait like THE sage of the six paths from naruto?" asked and excited Kathleen
"In the flesh" said the Sage
"Well, not to be rude Sage, but why are you here?" asked Sean
"Well my boy, I am glad you asked. Have you two either felt like you don't belong here, you should live somewhere else? Or maybe that people don't understand you and why you act the way you do?" asked the sage.
"All the time" the two said in unison.
"Well, there is a reason for that, unlike everyone else in this universe, you actually aren't meant to be here. You see, when I was placing people into universes it was quite obvious to me that you two definitely belonged in the world that naruto and the akatsuki are from, but I decided to try something, so I put you two in this realm as an experiment of sorts. But I have been watching over you the last few months and saw you aren't happy at all here, so I have decided to offer you a chance at getting to the universe you belong in." said the Sage
"Wait," started Kathleen "you are gonna let us go to the Naruverse?" asked Kathleen.
"Yes," said the Sage. "Do you accept?"
"Of fucking course we do!" said the two after glancing at each other.
"Splendid, now here are some things you need to know, I will not take away any knowledge you have of this world, but you can't tell anyone on the otherside about this realm and the others. Also once you get there I will make it so that everyone thinks that you were born and raised right there, I will be putting you into clans." said the sage.
"ok" said Sean. After Sean uttered those words the Sage made many handsigns and then said something in a language unknown to either of the two, and the next thing they new they were in the market district of Konohagakure.